Jesus. Christ.
Oh God.
Ok. I just managed to get a $119 speeding ticket because I am just that much of a fuckup.
I kid you not.
Big fat fuckup.
This is pretty much what happened:
I'm driving over to Tom, Marle, and Tyne's and there's a speed trap. So I...pull over to the side of the road.
Officer Winterbauer: Son do you know why I'm stoppin' you for?"
Anna: Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hats real low? Do I look like a mind reader sir? I don't know. Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo'?
Officer Winterbauer: Well you was doin fifty-five in a fifty-fo'. Liscense and registration and step out of the car. Are you carryin' a weapon on you? I know a lot of you are.
Anna: I ain't steppin out of shit, all my paper's legit
Officer Winterbauer: Well, do you mind if I look round the car a little bit?
Anna: Well my glove compartment is locked, so are the trunk in the back, and I know my rights so you gon' need a warrant for dat.
Officer Winterbauer: Aren't you sharp as a tack, you some type of lawyer or something'? Or somebody important or somethin'?
Anna: Nah, I ain't pass the bar but i know a little bit, enough that you won't illegally search my shit.
Officer Winterbauer: We'll see how smart you are when the K9 come
Hit me.
Ok. I just managed to get a $119 speeding ticket because I am just that much of a fuckup.
I kid you not.
Big fat fuckup.
This is pretty much what happened:
I'm driving over to Tom, Marle, and Tyne's and there's a speed trap. So I...pull over to the side of the road.
Officer Winterbauer: Son do you know why I'm stoppin' you for?"
Anna: Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hats real low? Do I look like a mind reader sir? I don't know. Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo'?
Officer Winterbauer: Well you was doin fifty-five in a fifty-fo'. Liscense and registration and step out of the car. Are you carryin' a weapon on you? I know a lot of you are.
Anna: I ain't steppin out of shit, all my paper's legit
Officer Winterbauer: Well, do you mind if I look round the car a little bit?
Anna: Well my glove compartment is locked, so are the trunk in the back, and I know my rights so you gon' need a warrant for dat.
Officer Winterbauer: Aren't you sharp as a tack, you some type of lawyer or something'? Or somebody important or somethin'?
Anna: Nah, I ain't pass the bar but i know a little bit, enough that you won't illegally search my shit.
Officer Winterbauer: We'll see how smart you are when the K9 come
Hit me.