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I have developed a flawless routine.
I come home from play practice, take my various medications, grab a Cheerwine or a bottle of water from the refridgerator, and situate myself on the couch. From there, I lay down, proceed to drink my beverage from this horizontal position even though I occasionally spill it on myself (no worries, I can just wipe it off with my hand or something). I then remove my bra, without even taking off my shirt because I'm just that classy, and throw it on the floor with my belt (if I'm wearing one) and my shoes (only if they are shoes that I don't have to untie, otherwise they stay on). I then turn on Comedy Central and watch South Park until I fall asleep around 10, hopefully my drink is out of my hand by this point, though unfortunately sometimes I fall asleep with the beverage still in my hand. Around midnight, my mother comes home from work and tries to wake me up to get me to go to my actual bed, and I then yell at her in a confusing way that only fools would decribe as sober, and fall back to sleep in the middle of a sentence. I eventually make my way up the stairs and go to bed, and then wake up the next morning coughing and totally stressed out because I remember that I haven't done my homework in what seems like months.
I am such a winner.
On a different note, I was thinking that instead of having to endure one more day of creative clothing and design, I could just cut off my hands and feet. What do we think? Good? Bad?
I come home from play practice, take my various medications, grab a Cheerwine or a bottle of water from the refridgerator, and situate myself on the couch. From there, I lay down, proceed to drink my beverage from this horizontal position even though I occasionally spill it on myself (no worries, I can just wipe it off with my hand or something). I then remove my bra, without even taking off my shirt because I'm just that classy, and throw it on the floor with my belt (if I'm wearing one) and my shoes (only if they are shoes that I don't have to untie, otherwise they stay on). I then turn on Comedy Central and watch South Park until I fall asleep around 10, hopefully my drink is out of my hand by this point, though unfortunately sometimes I fall asleep with the beverage still in my hand. Around midnight, my mother comes home from work and tries to wake me up to get me to go to my actual bed, and I then yell at her in a confusing way that only fools would decribe as sober, and fall back to sleep in the middle of a sentence. I eventually make my way up the stairs and go to bed, and then wake up the next morning coughing and totally stressed out because I remember that I haven't done my homework in what seems like months.
I am such a winner.
On a different note, I was thinking that instead of having to endure one more day of creative clothing and design, I could just cut off my hands and feet. What do we think? Good? Bad?