Anatomically correct snowmen....
This is a response to Bex's last post about her experiences with the erect snowman in her complex.
So yes...it snowed here too. Not much, but some. Apparently this is an invitation for the Yutz across the road from me to gather up all the scrapings of snow from the neighbourhood lawns and make a snowman orgy! YES YOU READ THAT RIGHT...A SNOWMAN ORGY!!
We had 5 snowmen...or snow people actually...on the lawn across the road all in varying sexual positions and group sex acts. You have never lived until you have woken up, gone to get the morning newspaper and been greeted with a snow woman on her hands and knees with a snowman positioned behind her, one arm in the air (cowboy style) and one arm on her hips, all while another snowman is standing in front of her simulating her giving him snowhead. to top it all off, there was another snow woman laying on her back underneath the kneeling snowwoman positioned to simulate girl on girl orgy action, while the last snowman was going down on her. ALL ON THE BLOODY FRONT LAWN!!!
There are about 25 houses on my road. At a guess, 18-20 of them have children living in them. I was soooo not impressed. However, neither was Charlene! Char is my across the road neighbour, and a good friend of mine. She and her husband are both RCMP members. It was the funniest thing. I guess she had seen the snow orgy before I had, because she came out of her house as I was standing, jammie clad, on my front porch. She had a snowshovel and a large piece of cardboard under her arm. She then proceeded to knock over the orgy and break it up with the snow shovel. She put the cardboard piece up against the one remaining large lump of snow. IT WAS A SIGN!!!!!!!
It read "This display of sexual acts was taking place in a public area, and has therefore broken the British Columbia statute of sexual decency laws. The perpetrators have been arrested and taken to the station, where they will be charged with public lewdness and punished accordingly."
She then went and banged on the front door of the house where the Yutz who made the snow people lived! I nearly peed my pants laughing so hard!!
God, I love Charlene! Too Hilarious!!!
So yes...it snowed here too. Not much, but some. Apparently this is an invitation for the Yutz across the road from me to gather up all the scrapings of snow from the neighbourhood lawns and make a snowman orgy! YES YOU READ THAT RIGHT...A SNOWMAN ORGY!!
We had 5 snowmen...or snow people actually...on the lawn across the road all in varying sexual positions and group sex acts. You have never lived until you have woken up, gone to get the morning newspaper and been greeted with a snow woman on her hands and knees with a snowman positioned behind her, one arm in the air (cowboy style) and one arm on her hips, all while another snowman is standing in front of her simulating her giving him snowhead. to top it all off, there was another snow woman laying on her back underneath the kneeling snowwoman positioned to simulate girl on girl orgy action, while the last snowman was going down on her. ALL ON THE BLOODY FRONT LAWN!!!
There are about 25 houses on my road. At a guess, 18-20 of them have children living in them. I was soooo not impressed. However, neither was Charlene! Char is my across the road neighbour, and a good friend of mine. She and her husband are both RCMP members. It was the funniest thing. I guess she had seen the snow orgy before I had, because she came out of her house as I was standing, jammie clad, on my front porch. She had a snowshovel and a large piece of cardboard under her arm. She then proceeded to knock over the orgy and break it up with the snow shovel. She put the cardboard piece up against the one remaining large lump of snow. IT WAS A SIGN!!!!!!!
It read "This display of sexual acts was taking place in a public area, and has therefore broken the British Columbia statute of sexual decency laws. The perpetrators have been arrested and taken to the station, where they will be charged with public lewdness and punished accordingly."
She then went and banged on the front door of the house where the Yutz who made the snow people lived! I nearly peed my pants laughing so hard!!
God, I love Charlene! Too Hilarious!!!