May 04, 2010 12:45
Ok, so if you are dumb enough to underestimate the Florida sun when you have NO base tan at all beyond a spring polo tan (forearms only), here is the fun you can look forward to:
1. the shower temperature dance. The crispy part of you can't stand anyting other than icy water -- the rest of you retains your usual distaste for anything less than scalding.
2. the pain debate. Shaving fried legs HURTS. Letting them get stubbly hurts AND is gross. sigh. I took the less icky pain, but OW!
I'm such an idiot. We had even made a trip that morning to buy sunscreen. It was in the room the whole time.