A strange phone call
I picked up the phone to hear a small, rather decidedly
gruff voice address me by name.
"I am the Chief of Robbers", it said "and I am coming to
stay over at your place with forty men."
"Okay," I replied, not betraying any fear "then I shall cook
dinner without salt today." "No, no, Maushi, how will I
eat then?" the voice asked, worried and not really gruff.
M. is coming over to stay, the other robbers of course being
her parents. :D