Lock up yer pets...
... Because my provisional driving license just arrived! Muah hah hah hah...
And I suppose because Fizzgig has a catflap. There I was this morning, cuddling up to the adorable creature (Fizzgig I mean...) when Uwe asked, "So why does Matilda hate your cat so much?" Like, all of a sudden it's my fault he was born the son of Satan and raised by ubergoths for the first five weeks of his life. But I ask, does this look like the spawn of Satan to you?
While we're on the subject of helfire... Today's recipe is grapefruit, cut in half, sprinkle with cinnamon and brown sugar, add a small nob of butter, then sizzle to crispy caramel death with your every handy kitchen blowtorch! Breakfast has never been so much fun!
And I suppose because Fizzgig has a catflap. There I was this morning, cuddling up to the adorable creature (Fizzgig I mean...) when Uwe asked, "So why does Matilda hate your cat so much?" Like, all of a sudden it's my fault he was born the son of Satan and raised by ubergoths for the first five weeks of his life. But I ask, does this look like the spawn of Satan to you?
While we're on the subject of helfire... Today's recipe is grapefruit, cut in half, sprinkle with cinnamon and brown sugar, add a small nob of butter, then sizzle to crispy caramel death with your every handy kitchen blowtorch! Breakfast has never been so much fun!