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well, it's been a while. i had my ap bio semester exam today, i think i left it feeling anally sore ("it" being the exam)(like "it" is the antecedent of "the exam," it's like a pronoun or something). it was quite the experience, i got the test and i was like "wassup, how you doin?" and then i proceeded to give it a thourough penis whipping (the test being on the receiving end and the penis in question being mine of course). all in all, i left it with several mushroom tattoos. well that was that. in other news i've come to the definite conclusion that there is a shortage of cool people on earth. well maybe not on earth, just here in this place. and i've decided to make it my mission in life to seek out the cool people here and congratulate them on being cool, and then party with them. so um. i'm very excited to have the friends coming back. it is going to be great to see everyone back here, but it'll be a shame that a few people that i wish would come back aren't coming back, namely butch, ronald, ahmad, and a few other people i think (look at me and my badass emo self). hey butch remember the good times in study hall, woohoo. remember that time i found that shit on ronny (the "phun" games and shit) and we totally bustationed his ass to the third degree? that was fuckin classic, the look on his face was unforgettable. then as the year came to an end he congratulated us on the bust. man good times good times. so a few more days and then time to do the killage of the brain cells. so i'm actually really bored. bored beyond belief if you will. i'm going to be cool and start typing in amateur leet-speak. 50 my h0m3b0y5. that is so gay. the other day someone cool did something that struck me as pure genious. i was talking to this cool person online and the cool person (who is very cool [one of the few cool people here]) said "intense." this cool person then went all crazy and changed "intense" to "iN10sE," and i was like "double yoo tee eff" i swear only a fucking genious could come up with shit like that. so major props to this person who is "ultra coolie." wow, i've written quite a lot. i think that should be enough for the next 15 years. well everyone, time for me to continue my mission of finding cool people and then go cut my wrists. until next time kids... sT4y 2r00 2 th4 64m3 (i'm such an amateur).
-Safi
-Safi