Strange happening
I can not believe my husband.
We're sitting in the living room watching TV. Well, he's watching, I'm looking at this stuff. Anyway, he turns to me and says,
"Would you like a hotdog?"
Huh? Would I like a what?
"A hotdog."
A hotdog?
"Yeah."
Do I want a hotdog?
"Do you?"
A hot dog?
"Yeah. Do. You. Want. A. Hotdog?"
Well, yes, but they're frozen.
"That's okay I can cook them in no time."
A couple of minutes later:
"Yellow or brown?"
Brown
And that, my children, is how I came to be sitting here eating a Nathan's Famous and watching "Night at the Museum" at 8:52 p.m. EST. Life is never, um, ordinary?
We're sitting in the living room watching TV. Well, he's watching, I'm looking at this stuff. Anyway, he turns to me and says,
"Would you like a hotdog?"
Huh? Would I like a what?
"A hotdog."
A hotdog?
"Yeah."
Do I want a hotdog?
"Do you?"
A hot dog?
"Yeah. Do. You. Want. A. Hotdog?"
Well, yes, but they're frozen.
"That's okay I can cook them in no time."
A couple of minutes later:
"Yellow or brown?"
Brown
And that, my children, is how I came to be sitting here eating a Nathan's Famous and watching "Night at the Museum" at 8:52 p.m. EST. Life is never, um, ordinary?