a, for ass, you ass.

[silk_slips]

sitting out back with my sexy wet apron, soaked "charm school reject" ghetto tank top, having a smoke makes me feel so white trash. and it's comforting. my right fingers are pretty fuckin cut up and I got alfredo sauce on my shoe. oh no. we're going to implode.

my dream last night was really fucked up. no, really. fucked up. because I ate alot before I fell asleep on the couch. whilist kayaking all I could think of was "did that really happen? sweet jesus".

maybe tonight I'll actually sleep. no. no I won't.