Gakked from
orangemike.
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
"1305-00-301-1692 .38 caliber tracer ammunition"
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?
Nothing.
3. Did you dream last night?
Yes. I always dream; I don't always remember. Last night I believe it was something about nail polish.
4. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Two mail-collectors/key holders.
5. What is the last film you saw?
Last night we watched The American and Bad Teacher. In a theater, the last film I saw was... crap, I can't remember. Maybe X-Men: First Class.
6. Do you like to dance?
I love to dance.
7. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Sure--if I had the finances.
8. Last time you swam in a pool?
This summer, at the Y.
9. What color is your bedroom carpet?
Freakin beige.
10. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem?
Nope.
11. Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
No, if I try, I pull something.
12. What colour is your favourite hoodie
I don't own a hoodie.
13. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
A little gassy & bloated. I think we're easing into PMS week.
14. Whats the closest thing to you that's red?
The lettering on my diet Coke can.
15. Did you meet anybody new today?
No.
16. What are you craving right now?
Another diet Coke, of course!
17. Do you floss?
Oh yes.
18. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
Deliciousness.
19. Are you emotional?
Sometimes. Sometimes I'm a cold bitch.
20. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
Both.
21. Do you like your hair?
I'd better.
22. Do you like yourself?
Whew. On good days, yes. On bad days....
23. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
Why would I want to do that? And really, it has little to do with his politics; I just think he' be boring.
24. What are you listening to right now?
Wagner.
25. Are your parents strict?
Not at all.
26. Would you go sky diving?
I might. Maybe. Once.
27. Do you like cottage cheese?
Not really....
28. Have you ever met a celebrity?
Depends on what your definition of celebrity is....
29. Is there anything sparkly in the room you're in?
Yes, there's a glittery piece of an old keychain on my desk, as well as a pair of earrings my mom gave me.
30. How many countries have you visited?
Aside from the US (cause hey, I live here), Egypt and England.
31. Have you made a prank phone call?
Heavens, no.
32. Do you use chap stick?
I prefer Blistex.
33. Can you use chop sticks?
Certainly.
34. Who are you going to be with tonight?
Be with? My children, I guess.
35. Are you too forgiving?
I can't answer that without a definition.
36. What is your best friend(s) doing tomorrow?
Good heavens, I have no idea. (I'm not even sure who my best friend is anymore.)
37. Ever have cream puffs?
Oh, sure.
38. Last time you cried?
Hmm, last time I can remember was around the last week of October.
39. What was the last question you asked?
"How about a pen?"
40. Favorite time of the year?
Autumn!
41. Do you have any tattoos?
Not yet.
42. Are you sarcastic?
Not too often. It seems cruel and often unnecessarily snotty.
43. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
Good God no.
44. Ever walked into a wall?
Of course.
45. Favorite colour?
Green. Sometimes.
46. Have you ever slapped someone?
Yes.
47. Is your hair curly?
It's wavy. When shorter, and with product, it can be called curly.
48. What was the last CD you bought?
Oh hell, I have no idea. AC/DC, maybe.
49. Do looks matter?
Matter to what?
50. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
Certainly!
51. Is your phone bill sky high?
Naw.
52. Do you like your life right now?
Some days I do; other days I'm so FML.
53. Do you sleep with the TV on?
When I fall asleep in front of it downstairs.
54. Can you handle the truth?
What?
55. Do you have good vision?
If you can think of seeing the world as a Monet painting, then yes. Otherwise, no.
56. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
Yeah.
57. How often do you talk on the phone?
Maybe 3 times a day?
58. The last person you held hands with?
My child.
59. What are you wearing?
A dark green tie-dye thermal shirt, old jeans with a hole in the knee.
60.What is your favorite animal?
All of 'em. I'm partial to otters, lemurs, cats, snakes, owls.
61. Can you hula hoop?
Not so's you'd notice.
62. Do you have a job?
Not at the moment.
63. What was the most recent thing you bought?
Stuff for sandwiches for last night's supper.
64. Have you ever crawled through a window?
More times than I would have liked to.
65. Have you ever lied to a police officer?
Good God no.
66. Do you shout at the TV?
Oh yes.
67. Name one thing people give you funny looks for when you confess it.
I write science fiction.