Puss Fail

[silk_noir]

I'd do it.  But I'm wierd like that.

No, the thing that bugs me is once again people can't tell the difference between a vagina, a vulva, and the mons pubis.

Vajazzler

Comments

I know!

[ammitnox]

Apparently, everything down there is a vagina.

Re: I know!

[haddayr]

Why is that? Is it because it's the part you can stick your wang in?

I really don't get it; irritates the fuck out of me.

[tedeisenstein]

You would? Why?

(This is not prurience. This is someone who doesn't quite understand why someone would voluntarily use glue and small sharpish things for up to five days on sensitive parts of the body.)

[silk_noir]

But my mons pubis isn't that sensitive.

Again, different from vulva or vagina. Having gone through childbirth without a local, in fact, having suffered attempts at a local in my vulval area, there are no sharpish things going on there ever again.

more fun with lightsticks

[ccjohn]

Thank you, Miss Love Hewitt, for continuing to lead the world in cutting edge stupid, and keeping us assured your brilliance in the Ghost Whisperer is no accident.

Vagina: the tube leading to the cervix.
Vulva: the external genitalia visible to the eye.
Mons pubis: the fleshy hump covering the pubic bone.

Amateurs! OK, not. We had a yelling debate among sixty people at one of our shows once over what the word vulva means, and did NOT reach a consensus.

I'm totally lying through my teeth. If you do it, well I mean people say a lot of things ... we'd have to be sure ... just God not on the inside, yeeeowwwcchhhh.

[huladavid]

I have to admit to being a guy who can't tell the difference between the three often, but then I'm also a guy who's sorta more interested in penises...

[silk_noir]

I like those too.

[huladavid]

Oh, didn't notice the link.

(Stops to read article)

Okay... Uh, can I run screaming into the dog park?

I do wonder if, when the adhesive wears out, you end up with a cavalcade of jeeewels scribbling down your jeans...

[diermuid]

Google Image Search was unsatisfying. What's the use of a private home office with no wife if the google searches FOR the no-no stuff is lackluster?

I suppose when it wears off, it's no different than cleavage Bindis. They're not all that scratchy.