Voice Post
...a curse. How WONDERFUL of the City to make us spill our thoughts and secrets. Thoughts about one's sex life, no matter how wonderful and perfect it happens to be, should remain private! I'm going to have to stay holed up today, least someone takes advantage and asks me about my haircare secrets. The truth is, my hair is naturally this way, requires little attention and is perfect on its own!
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[A sigh]
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[A sigh]