Avast, me mateys!!

[silk_e_smooth]

Arrrgh-Bring me a servin' wench to bid me me pleasures!
Arrrrrrggggg!!!

Comments

[fyrfytr20]

Yar matey. All the wenches be on board me ship. If ye wants a wench for yer rum, ye best join me crew of scurvy sea dogs.

[silk_e_smooth]

Me and my sprog be sailing the high seas on me ferry boat. We need a young lass that's not loaded to the gunwales.

[_puchula_]

Yo Ho to that!

[silk_e_smooth]

Aye, you'd make a fine addition to me squadron matey. Yo ho ho.

[_puchula_]

Problem is "yo ho" is the only pirate line I know...

[bawdy_letters]

*brings wench*

Arrr! She be a beauty! I'd like to fire my cannon into her porthole!

[silk_e_smooth]

I'd pay a doubloons for a fine lass like that. I'll need a few bungholes to keep her hold tight.

[whizbang121]

Oh Lord. It's talk like a pirate day, isn't it. *ducks*

[silk_e_smooth]

Aye, to the plank with ya if ya don't be talkin like a pirate ya bilge rat!

[whizbang121]

[silk_e_smooth]

What kind of nancy boy be this?

[chrys20]

Talk-like-a-pirate-day, eh?

[silk_e_smooth]

Aye!