Dec 29, 2004 19:00
IM DAZED AT A HALF FILLED CUP OF FRUIT PUNCH FROM MCALISTERS AND WATCHING THE WATER DRIPPING FROM ALL SIDES DOWN TO THE WOOD OF MY COMPUTER PLATFORM WHERE MY KEYBOARD IS SOON TO BE WET. TODAY I TOOK A SHOWER UPSTAIRS IN MY PARENTS BATHROOM BECAUSE MY BATHROOM (DOWNSTAIRS) THE SHOWER HEAD DOES NOT SHOT THE WATER OUT HARD ENOUGHT (SO MARTHA SAY AKA MY MOMMIE.) AS I WAS SHOWERING IN THE SECOND FLOOR BATHROOM I GRABBED A BLUE BOTTLE OF SHAMPOO NOT PAYING ANY ATTENTION BECAUSE I TRUST MY PARENTS TASTE IN SHAMPOOS. LATHERING UP THE BUBBLES IN MY SKULL A SCENT OF BUG REPELENT BEGAN TO TROUBLE MY SENSES OF BREATHING IN FOR OXYGEN AND LETTING GO OF MY CARBON DIOXIDE. SO I LOOKED AT THE BOTTLE SELSUN BLUE DANDRUFF SHAMPOO I USED ALRIGHT. SO I QUICKLY GRABBED THE DOVE SHAMPOO FOR MY SECOND TIME AROUND FOR LATHERING UP. THINKING THAT DOVE SHAMPOO WOULD COVER UP THE SMELL OF BUG REPELENT. BUT IT DIDN'T. SO I FEEL LIKE AT AROUND 9:30PM I SHOULD BE WALKING DOWN NEIGHBORHOOD STREETS LIKE A WHITE TRUCK WITH A YELLOW LIGHT SPRAYING BUG REPELENT FROM THE TOP OF MY HEAD. ATLEAST I KNOW I AM A HELP TO THE COMMUNITY WHEN I WALK OUTDOORS.