So...Germany is cool and all
I'm currently in Frankfurt, Germany at the USO. It's cold as balls here, sucks much. It's like...60. Brrrrr.
Anyway, they got good coffee here and free internet which I am using to update my precious livejournal which I am so deeply committed to keeping updated.
Why am I in Germany you ask?
Wasn't I just in Iraq the last update?
Can't get anything by you, ye who asks the above questions. I'm on my way home for my 2-weeks combat leave. Germany is one of the Layovers.
Tomorrow a buddy of mine is going to pick me up at the airport and drive me to my mothers office. Upon arrival we are going to meet an insider who will escort me past security. Mom'sn boss is going to call her into his office for a brief moment, and I will sneak into her office and strategically place a pair of bride and groom teddy-bears on her keyboard, along with their kuwaiti passport with a post-it note that instructs her to "Read Me" on the cover, and with the words "Turn Around" on the first page. Upon said placement I will find a good place to hide and await her return. She's going to get back, see the teddy bears, go "Hmmm" and read the passport. At which point I sneak up behind her and prepare to hug the heck outta her. Once I think she has read the "Turn Around" I will launch my prepared hug. She will probably cry or faint or something similarly girly and mommyish. It will all be good. I can't wait to launch my carefully planned attack.
Well that's about it dear reader. Wish me luck, Operation "Surprise the Crap out of Mommeh" is going to begin soon.
Anyway, they got good coffee here and free internet which I am using to update my precious livejournal which I am so deeply committed to keeping updated.
Why am I in Germany you ask?
Wasn't I just in Iraq the last update?
Can't get anything by you, ye who asks the above questions. I'm on my way home for my 2-weeks combat leave. Germany is one of the Layovers.
Tomorrow a buddy of mine is going to pick me up at the airport and drive me to my mothers office. Upon arrival we are going to meet an insider who will escort me past security. Mom'sn boss is going to call her into his office for a brief moment, and I will sneak into her office and strategically place a pair of bride and groom teddy-bears on her keyboard, along with their kuwaiti passport with a post-it note that instructs her to "Read Me" on the cover, and with the words "Turn Around" on the first page. Upon said placement I will find a good place to hide and await her return. She's going to get back, see the teddy bears, go "Hmmm" and read the passport. At which point I sneak up behind her and prepare to hug the heck outta her. Once I think she has read the "Turn Around" I will launch my prepared hug. She will probably cry or faint or something similarly girly and mommyish. It will all be good. I can't wait to launch my carefully planned attack.
Well that's about it dear reader. Wish me luck, Operation "Surprise the Crap out of Mommeh" is going to begin soon.