So...

[siliconmom]

So I'm looking for my wireless keyboard in James' closet and I see its box on the top shelf.  I pull the box down and get smacked in the face with... A Playboy.  NOT what I was expecting.  An Anna Nicole Smith playboy at that.  I hated ANSlut when she was alive, and I probably wouldn't like her now either.

So I did what any housewife would do.  I read it.  With some Pomegranate Green Tea.  I skipped over the ANS part though, she's still a skank.