Blargh

[siliconmom]

I love my children.  I do.  I just really really hate all the clutter/mess/stress that comes with them.  I'm 30 seconds from throwing all their crap away... Yardsale maybe?  They don't play with half their shit anyway, I might as well make a dollar or two off of the thousands I've spent.  Actually, a yard sale sounds yummy.  I'm already eyeing everything with $1 stickers on them.... and why the fuck is there a pot sitting on the yoga ball with 2 q-tips and an elmo on it?  seriously?

I have to feed the lizards and walk around the house and find 27 things to throw out/get rid of.  And start laundry.  And do laundry.
/begin purge/

Or make tea and watch AFV