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omg, Paul is the man.
l Bury Paul: Did I tell you how I pissed off Sheuli today?
PutridIncarnate: no
l Bury Paul: Oh man, it was great.
l Bury Paul: Today, in chem...
l Bury Paul: She came to our table, right? And started having a fight with me.
l Bury Paul: She used the same tired old insults and I was getting her back pretty good.
l Bury Paul: Then she comes out with:
l Bury Paul: "Paul, you're socially illiterate!"
PutridIncarnate: HA
l Bury Paul: And I'm like "you idiot. First off, I have many friends. Second off, the phrase is socially inept. Why the fuck are you using the word illiterate?"
l Bury Paul: Then she does this:
l Bury Paul: "I articulately (not a word, I think) combined 'socially' and 'illiterate'"
l Bury Paul: And out of nowhere, I go:
l Bury Paul: BITCH, I ARTICULATELY COMBINED MY DICK AND YOUR ASS
l Bury Paul: She flips out.
l Bury Paul: It was great.
Paul + Stupid ass Ex-gf = very funny arguments
l Bury Paul: Did I tell you how I pissed off Sheuli today?
PutridIncarnate: no
l Bury Paul: Oh man, it was great.
l Bury Paul: Today, in chem...
l Bury Paul: She came to our table, right? And started having a fight with me.
l Bury Paul: She used the same tired old insults and I was getting her back pretty good.
l Bury Paul: Then she comes out with:
l Bury Paul: "Paul, you're socially illiterate!"
PutridIncarnate: HA
l Bury Paul: And I'm like "you idiot. First off, I have many friends. Second off, the phrase is socially inept. Why the fuck are you using the word illiterate?"
l Bury Paul: Then she does this:
l Bury Paul: "I articulately (not a word, I think) combined 'socially' and 'illiterate'"
l Bury Paul: And out of nowhere, I go:
l Bury Paul: BITCH, I ARTICULATELY COMBINED MY DICK AND YOUR ASS
l Bury Paul: She flips out.
l Bury Paul: It was great.
Paul + Stupid ass Ex-gf = very funny arguments