All righty. I'm acting on impulse here, I admit, but this thing is heavy on my mind and I'm infinitely curious about how my readership is going to react and what my online "Friends" think
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Right on the mark.charmur7June 2 2005, 05:05:40 UTC
Damn--this lady is right on the mark. Like, sure, when I first read this I vomited a little bit. Then a little bit more when I made it to the toilet. But on my way back, as I was wiping the vomit from my sinful lips, it struck me that this lady is an absolute genius.
How dare they. How dare they "Welcome it [homosexuality] with open arms"!? It's just this sort of "welcoming" that is the real problem with the world. It's sick, really. I hate "welcoming" people.
Poor, poor, Jesus. I mean, to think, after being dead 2000 years, he would have to suffer two people loving each other. Cause ya know, they're of the same sex! Gosh, might as well just resurrect him and whip him some more. Thank you for your prayers, dearie.
And finally, thank you for your fantastic advice on college choices. One of my friends was accepted into this "Harvard" place, this "Accepting" place, might as well just call it "Sinvard"...but worry I not! I got to him before it was too late and told him to attend a nice, catholic college...or better yet, skip college! ...God knows the thing we need more of in this world are devout, uneducated, christians. Whew!
Then a little bit more when I made it to the toilet.
But on my way back, as I was wiping the vomit from my sinful lips, it struck me that this lady is an absolute genius.
How dare they. How dare they "Welcome it [homosexuality] with open arms"!? It's just this sort of "welcoming" that is the real problem with the world. It's sick, really. I hate "welcoming" people.
Poor, poor, Jesus. I mean, to think, after being dead 2000 years, he would have to suffer two people loving each other. Cause ya know, they're of the same sex! Gosh, might as well just resurrect him and whip him some more. Thank you for your prayers, dearie.
And finally, thank you for your fantastic advice on college choices. One of my friends was accepted into this "Harvard" place, this "Accepting" place, might as well just call it "Sinvard"...but worry I not! I got to him before it was too late and told him to attend a nice, catholic college...or better yet, skip college! ...God knows the thing we need more of in this world are devout, uneducated, christians. Whew!
Relieved in my Rudabega,
Ralph
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