Just went to Salem and back. We watched a terrible reenactment of the Salem witch trials done with wax mannequins or something and it was awesome. Thanks to Anthony for sending me over there, besides escaping the gray-haired team, it was the highlight of Salem.
There's not a whole lot to Salem, and I'm pretty sure it's not anywhere I'd ever want to live. Ever.
Anyway, time for this captain to eat!