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So after my internet being dead for two-ish weeks, I'm finally back online.
Thank GOD I had downloaded most of my porn, thus still being able to watch it while without the internet. ;)
Anyway, Merry Christmas, Happy Channukah, Happy Yule, or whatever else you might be celebrating this time of the year.... what the difference as long as I'm drunk? =)
So, to commemorate the holidays(yeah, right) and my love for zodiac stuffs, I thought this was cute.... and dead on, on most aspects at least, for my sign. (which is Cancer, by the way)
I was bored and bolded the things that really stood out as true for me in my sign.
VIRGO: Dominant in relationships. Sexy. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget. Love at first sight wit u babe. Everything u ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. Ultimate sexiness.
SCORPIO: Can be mean. EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. Predict future. Most erotic. (Freak in bed.) (GREAT kisser.) Always get what they want. Sexy. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. The sexiest ever.... Romantic. Caring.
LIBRA: Very pretty or handsome. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Great salespersons...can talk their way into or out of anything and sell you anything. Smoothe talkers. Their love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet! Can be amazing in bed if inspired and you can't shut them up. Not the kind of person you wanna skrew with... u might end up crying. The most irresistible if you are prone to swooning.
ARIES: Outgoing. Lovable. Spontanious. Powerful and often a bit controlling. Passionate to the extreme. Intelligent. Vibrant and fearless. Not one to FUCK with, but a GREAT FUCK. Erotic. Funny. High sex drive and will take you on trips to the moon in bed. Remind you every day why you can't stand being apart from them. Excellent kisser. Spicy and eccentric. EXTREMELY sexy. Daring, Destructive, Decadent, Devious. Loves being in long relationships. Addictive. Loud. Best in bed by a landslide and often knows it.
AQUARIUS: Trustworthy. Sexy. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. From the future. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, but will Knock your lights out. Arty and a little flighty, but worth it for love.
GEMINI: Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners. Very Good in bed. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you the hell out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing. Very forgiving. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. Ultra sexy. The most irresistable. Random.
LEO: Great talker. Sexy and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at sex. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Needs "fluffing" and to know they are loved and appreciated. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships, especially if they are the center of attention. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. Needs worship but reciprocates in other ways.
CANCER: Most amazing kisser. Very high sex appeal. Great in bed. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet. Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak in bed. Spontaneous. Great telling stories. Not a fighter but will knock you lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to. Creative in all aspects - love, sex, war - vindictiveness can be an art form. Artistic, passionate, and proud.
PISCES: Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. Too sexy, damn it. Very high sex appeal. Has the last word. The best to find, hardest to keep. Fun to be around. Playful but kind. Extremely weird but in a good way. Willing to learn to please in bed. Good sense of humor. Thoughtful. A partner for life. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun, and sweet. Wants to be more dangerous so tends to fall for dangerous people. Flows like the water sign they are. Prefers love to war.
CAPRICORN: Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future. Irrestible, awesome kisser. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Cruel if wronged. Very sexy. Coolest. Loves to own Gemini's in sports. Extremely fun if inspired enough. Loves to joke. Loves to be the first... at everything. Smart, but often negligent to use it when they've got it. Wickedly creative and often great dancers
TAURUS: Aggressive. Freak in bed. Rare to find! Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Sexy as ........ Loves to help people in times of need. Outstanding kisser. Very funny. Awesome personality. Stubborn. Sexual as .........Most caring person you will ever meet! One of a kind. Not one to fuck with. Passionate and strong, but can be hell if you piss them off.
SAGITTARIUS: Spontaneous. Freak in Bed. High sex appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. The one. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in Bed..!!! Did I say Amazing in Bed? Not the kind of person you wanna mess with u might end up crying.
Now, I didn't bold stuff like "great kisser" cuz while I think I'm a good kisser, I didn't wanna sound arrogant. ;)
But, yes, I'm definitely random and proud of it, and its true what it says... vindictiveness can be an art form. ;)
Thank GOD I had downloaded most of my porn, thus still being able to watch it while without the internet. ;)
Anyway, Merry Christmas, Happy Channukah, Happy Yule, or whatever else you might be celebrating this time of the year.... what the difference as long as I'm drunk? =)
So, to commemorate the holidays(yeah, right) and my love for zodiac stuffs, I thought this was cute.... and dead on, on most aspects at least, for my sign. (which is Cancer, by the way)
I was bored and bolded the things that really stood out as true for me in my sign.
VIRGO: Dominant in relationships. Sexy. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget. Love at first sight wit u babe. Everything u ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. Ultimate sexiness.
SCORPIO: Can be mean. EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. Predict future. Most erotic. (Freak in bed.) (GREAT kisser.) Always get what they want. Sexy. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. The sexiest ever.... Romantic. Caring.
LIBRA: Very pretty or handsome. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Great salespersons...can talk their way into or out of anything and sell you anything. Smoothe talkers. Their love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet! Can be amazing in bed if inspired and you can't shut them up. Not the kind of person you wanna skrew with... u might end up crying. The most irresistible if you are prone to swooning.
ARIES: Outgoing. Lovable. Spontanious. Powerful and often a bit controlling. Passionate to the extreme. Intelligent. Vibrant and fearless. Not one to FUCK with, but a GREAT FUCK. Erotic. Funny. High sex drive and will take you on trips to the moon in bed. Remind you every day why you can't stand being apart from them. Excellent kisser. Spicy and eccentric. EXTREMELY sexy. Daring, Destructive, Decadent, Devious. Loves being in long relationships. Addictive. Loud. Best in bed by a landslide and often knows it.
AQUARIUS: Trustworthy. Sexy. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. From the future. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, but will Knock your lights out. Arty and a little flighty, but worth it for love.
GEMINI: Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners. Very Good in bed. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you the hell out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing. Very forgiving. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. Ultra sexy. The most irresistable. Random.
LEO: Great talker. Sexy and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at sex. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Needs "fluffing" and to know they are loved and appreciated. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships, especially if they are the center of attention. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. Needs worship but reciprocates in other ways.
CANCER: Most amazing kisser. Very high sex appeal. Great in bed. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet. Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak in bed. Spontaneous. Great telling stories. Not a fighter but will knock you lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to. Creative in all aspects - love, sex, war - vindictiveness can be an art form. Artistic, passionate, and proud.
PISCES: Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. Too sexy, damn it. Very high sex appeal. Has the last word. The best to find, hardest to keep. Fun to be around. Playful but kind. Extremely weird but in a good way. Willing to learn to please in bed. Good sense of humor. Thoughtful. A partner for life. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun, and sweet. Wants to be more dangerous so tends to fall for dangerous people. Flows like the water sign they are. Prefers love to war.
CAPRICORN: Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future. Irrestible, awesome kisser. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Cruel if wronged. Very sexy. Coolest. Loves to own Gemini's in sports. Extremely fun if inspired enough. Loves to joke. Loves to be the first... at everything. Smart, but often negligent to use it when they've got it. Wickedly creative and often great dancers
TAURUS: Aggressive. Freak in bed. Rare to find! Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Sexy as ........ Loves to help people in times of need. Outstanding kisser. Very funny. Awesome personality. Stubborn. Sexual as .........Most caring person you will ever meet! One of a kind. Not one to fuck with. Passionate and strong, but can be hell if you piss them off.
SAGITTARIUS: Spontaneous. Freak in Bed. High sex appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. The one. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in Bed..!!! Did I say Amazing in Bed? Not the kind of person you wanna mess with u might end up crying.
Now, I didn't bold stuff like "great kisser" cuz while I think I'm a good kisser, I didn't wanna sound arrogant. ;)
But, yes, I'm definitely random and proud of it, and its true what it says... vindictiveness can be an art form. ;)