I scream, you scream, we all scream at the ice cream van man fights.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lancashire-18393597 Excuse me, sir, but I believe you dropped your... lungs?
http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2012/06/11/possible-pair-of-lungs-found-on-south-la-sidewalk/ If you're teaching a novice how to ride a motorcycle, you might want to consider doing it some place other than the fifth floor of a multi-storey car park.
http://blog.chron.com/newswatch/2012/06/noivce-motorcyclist-dies-in-fall-from-parking-garage/