fetish survey
Firt things first...
What's your name, kid? Maggie
And your age? 17
Be you a virgin? not by a long shot
If no, when was the first time you had sex? an hour ago
Was it good stuff? indeed
Or was it awkward and weird? naw
This or That...
Top or bottom? bottom
In holes or out holes? both
Behind or in front of? behind
Lights; On or off? on
Naked or clothed? naked!
Oral Sex...
Do you like giving or recieving? giving
Have you ever been complimented on your oral skills? many times
Has anyone ever told you your genitals smell like animal carcass? never
Have you ever given someone an orgasm using only oral? oh yeah!
Have you ever recieved an orgasm from just oral? yep.. quite a few nice ones
Do you like the taste of seminal/vaginal fluids? in small amounts
Anal Sex...
Have you ever done it? thought about it
If you have, doesn't it make you feel like a dog? no...
Have you ever had the urge to bark during anal? no...
Have you ever had an orgasm from anal? sadly no...
Does lube really help? i hope so
Dun dun dun... Vaginal Sex...
Have you ever done it? yeah
Do you find it boring? definately not
Have you ever tried vaginal sex with the girl on top? i am the girl and yea.. i dont mind being on top
How about reverse cowgirl? (On top but facing the other way.) that can be fun
Doggy style? one of my favorites!
And All That FA-REAKY Jazz...
Do you have any strange fetishes? yes i do
Are you lying to me? nope
Do you like the taste of your own orgasmic fluids? no
Are you too afraid to even find out? accidents have happened
Do you like titty-fucking? dustin seems to like it..
Do you like golden showers? no...
Do you like bondage or S&M? definately
Have you ever practiced sadism? nope
Masochism? nope
Have you ever found a member of your own family attractive? eww, no
Have you ever commited adultery? nope
Have you ever practiced beastiality? nope
Are you a furry? (YOU SICK BASTARD.)
Do you like to torture small animals for your own sick amusement? no... i like animals...
Do you enjoy bloodplay? no
How about little boys, nope
Masturbation Is Good, But It Is Not The Best...
Do you masturbate? every once in awhile
If no, why not? dustin keeps me very satisfied
If yes, how often? i said once in awhile
Do you look at anything while masturbating? (Porn and the like.) naw
If yes, like what in particular?
Would you ever let anyone watch you masturbate? yeah
Have you? mmhmm
Do you like to watch others masturbate? yes, very very much
And then maybe get in there and help them out? if i can wait that long
How old were you when you began masturbating? like 10
And FINALLY...
Don't lie to me. 'Cause then, I'll have to get all up in your grill, son. is that a question? huh???????
What's your name, kid? Maggie
And your age? 17
Be you a virgin? not by a long shot
If no, when was the first time you had sex? an hour ago
Was it good stuff? indeed
Or was it awkward and weird? naw
This or That...
Top or bottom? bottom
In holes or out holes? both
Behind or in front of? behind
Lights; On or off? on
Naked or clothed? naked!
Oral Sex...
Do you like giving or recieving? giving
Have you ever been complimented on your oral skills? many times
Has anyone ever told you your genitals smell like animal carcass? never
Have you ever given someone an orgasm using only oral? oh yeah!
Have you ever recieved an orgasm from just oral? yep.. quite a few nice ones
Do you like the taste of seminal/vaginal fluids? in small amounts
Anal Sex...
Have you ever done it? thought about it
If you have, doesn't it make you feel like a dog? no...
Have you ever had the urge to bark during anal? no...
Have you ever had an orgasm from anal? sadly no...
Does lube really help? i hope so
Dun dun dun... Vaginal Sex...
Have you ever done it? yeah
Do you find it boring? definately not
Have you ever tried vaginal sex with the girl on top? i am the girl and yea.. i dont mind being on top
How about reverse cowgirl? (On top but facing the other way.) that can be fun
Doggy style? one of my favorites!
And All That FA-REAKY Jazz...
Do you have any strange fetishes? yes i do
Are you lying to me? nope
Do you like the taste of your own orgasmic fluids? no
Are you too afraid to even find out? accidents have happened
Do you like titty-fucking? dustin seems to like it..
Do you like golden showers? no...
Do you like bondage or S&M? definately
Have you ever practiced sadism? nope
Masochism? nope
Have you ever found a member of your own family attractive? eww, no
Have you ever commited adultery? nope
Have you ever practiced beastiality? nope
Are you a furry? (YOU SICK BASTARD.)
Do you like to torture small animals for your own sick amusement? no... i like animals...
Do you enjoy bloodplay? no
How about little boys, nope
Masturbation Is Good, But It Is Not The Best...
Do you masturbate? every once in awhile
If no, why not? dustin keeps me very satisfied
If yes, how often? i said once in awhile
Do you look at anything while masturbating? (Porn and the like.) naw
If yes, like what in particular?
Would you ever let anyone watch you masturbate? yeah
Have you? mmhmm
Do you like to watch others masturbate? yes, very very much
And then maybe get in there and help them out? if i can wait that long
How old were you when you began masturbating? like 10
And FINALLY...
Don't lie to me. 'Cause then, I'll have to get all up in your grill, son. is that a question? huh???????