HEY
HEY
GUESS HOW MANY COPIES OF HAMLET I OWN NOW
EIGHT
THAT IS HOW MANY
MY LIFE IS THE BEST
YOU MIGHT ASK
"WHAT KIND OF PERSON NEEDS EIGHT COPIES OF HAMLET IN THEIR LIFE"
THE ANSWER IS "THE KIND OF PERSON WHO INTENDS TO MAKE SURE WE PICK HAMLET FOR THE TABLE-READING AT A SHAKESPEARE PARTY SOMETIME"
ALSO, ONLY FIVE OF THOSE ARE BANTAMS, OKAY, TWO OF THEM ARE ARDENS BUT THEY'RE SUPER DIFFERENT FROM ONE ANOTHER AND THE OTHER ONE IS AN OXFORD
OKAY SO MAYBE FOR REAL THERE ARE NINE COPIES, BUT THE ONE I GOT FOR LIKE 50c AT A USED BOOKSTORE DOESN'T COUNT BECAUSE SOMEONE WROTE AND HIGHLIGHTED ALL OVER THE INSIDE LIKE A SHIBI, I MEAN WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
IT'S OKAY THOUGH BECAUSE I USE THAT ONE TO TAKE OUT MY URGE TO DRAW LITTLE HEARTS ALL AROUND THE STAGE DIRECTION WHERE R&G ENTER FOR THE FIRST TIME
AWWWW, THEM
ALSO MAYBE THE KIND OF PERSON WHO HAS SEVEN DIFFERENT PRODUCTIONS OF HAMLET ON DVD
IN CONCLUSION OH GOD WHY DIDN'T I BUY THE ENTIRE SHELF OF ARDENS WHEN THEY WERE ON SALE FOR LIKE $7 EACH WHAT WAS WRONG WITH ME?
Goodbye.
GUESS HOW MANY COPIES OF HAMLET I OWN NOW
EIGHT
THAT IS HOW MANY
MY LIFE IS THE BEST
YOU MIGHT ASK
"WHAT KIND OF PERSON NEEDS EIGHT COPIES OF HAMLET IN THEIR LIFE"
THE ANSWER IS "THE KIND OF PERSON WHO INTENDS TO MAKE SURE WE PICK HAMLET FOR THE TABLE-READING AT A SHAKESPEARE PARTY SOMETIME"
ALSO, ONLY FIVE OF THOSE ARE BANTAMS, OKAY, TWO OF THEM ARE ARDENS BUT THEY'RE SUPER DIFFERENT FROM ONE ANOTHER AND THE OTHER ONE IS AN OXFORD
OKAY SO MAYBE FOR REAL THERE ARE NINE COPIES, BUT THE ONE I GOT FOR LIKE 50c AT A USED BOOKSTORE DOESN'T COUNT BECAUSE SOMEONE WROTE AND HIGHLIGHTED ALL OVER THE INSIDE LIKE A SHIBI, I MEAN WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
IT'S OKAY THOUGH BECAUSE I USE THAT ONE TO TAKE OUT MY URGE TO DRAW LITTLE HEARTS ALL AROUND THE STAGE DIRECTION WHERE R&G ENTER FOR THE FIRST TIME
AWWWW, THEM
ALSO MAYBE THE KIND OF PERSON WHO HAS SEVEN DIFFERENT PRODUCTIONS OF HAMLET ON DVD
IN CONCLUSION OH GOD WHY DIDN'T I BUY THE ENTIRE SHELF OF ARDENS WHEN THEY WERE ON SALE FOR LIKE $7 EACH WHAT WAS WRONG WITH ME?
Goodbye.