I was about to eat a whole stack of sticky notes...
I called our security office (SSO) to find out if I passed my polygraph. I was put on hold, and my hopes of doing my job felt like they were lost at sea. This seemingly became more and more a reality, then they say uhm what was your original poly graph date... heart receives a little shock. Then a little more holding, and "well, they're saying you passed..." After trying to hold it all in, I thank the guy and hang up. I need to let this excitement out, and fast. I'm gonna go deposit money in the bank and pay my rent. I really need to do something silly now!