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1) Does
god_damn_stars do drugs? Only when she worships Satan
2) If
plash34 was a superhero, who would be his/her archnemesis? CommitmentLady. Or AwakeDruingSex Broad
3) Is
zorexplusalpha related to
satanic_buddha? No, but they'd get along well.
4) Do
plash34 and
alexandur go to the same school? No, but they were both notorious for 'luving the biggies'.
5) If
goliant took over the world, who would suffer? Zee germans. Or, the clergy.
6) Where was
shingouki born? In a electronics/anime/music store in Japan. Only way to explain his obsession. XD
7) Is
grey_humdrum a college student? No, she graduated from the only course offered by Castle Superstore. She's a Cockfessor. Kinda like professor, but she can tell ya fortune by giving handjobs. It's true.
8) What languages does
museindoor speak? he speaks spanish to the Vag, from what I hear.
9) Would
plash34 go out with
kelkesh? Only on leap year
10) Does
judeco have a dog? His nickname is Dino. I'll leave that at that.
11) How long would
museindoor dating
onebloodymess last? Very long, due to a common Danny Elfman Fetish.
12) Has
silentjd dyed their hair? Shit, if he had some. Although, Mohawks look good on him. XD
13) Does
luckyshoe81 drink? She's a fookin Lush! I hear she's a violent drunk too. Prone to go tubing and substitute words in the song Black Velvet with profanities when she sings it drunk, too.
14) Thoughts on
alexandur? He's a cannibalistic donkey.
15) What animal does
kelkesh remind you of? A feline of some sorts. Or a mongoose.
16) Is
goliant related to you? Nah, but he'd be much cooler if he was.
17) What mental disorder does
satanic_buddha remind you of? Rabbit Punch Fever
18) When did you last call
plash34? Ummm, 3 days ago? To tell him the baby is coming along well, and Caroline is still waiting on a child support check
19) What song/movie would you recommend to
god_damn_stars? Sin City
20) Where was
plash34 born? The back of a pink caddilac.
21) If
goliant and
zorexplusalpha were siamese twins, where would they be joined? On the Back. Kinda like Chuck Norris and The kid from Sidekicks. They'd prolly own as little ass as those two physical wonders did too.
22) What animal should
kelkesh be combined with? A hawk, to gain the power of flight over her enemies, the Monkeys.
23) Is
god_damn_stars in a relationship? Yes, with a candle. She doesn't love it though. XD
24) Would you make out with
onebloodymess? Not sure, would hafta meet her first, as mental making out doesn't work out well.
25) Could you see
satanic_buddha and
god_damn_stars together? Only if they shot guns together.
26) What is
satanic_buddha's favorite movie? Debbie does....dishes.
27) Are
silentjd and
kelkesh married? Nah, marriage is an institution, and Kelkesh breaks out in rashes at the word 'relationship.'
28) What planet should
god_damn_stars be from? Venus. As she likes Peeeeeee-ncils.
29) What do you agree with
zorexplusalpha about? That I'm 'still breathing?!'
30) What word best describes
alexandur? Voracious, and powerhungry
31) What is
alexandur's favorite band/artist? The Arathi 5.
32) Do you have a crush on
god_damn_stars? Used to, she's a hottie though.
33) Does
plash34 travel a lot? Yeah, fucking nomadic bitch.
34) Does
grey_humdrum go to your school? Newp, she'd have beat me up everyday
35) Is
grey_humdrum athletic? Yeah, why not. Bullying usually is
36)
alexandur's eye color? Rotted
37) One thing you can't stand about
onebloodymess? Her damn lack of convictions on how much I kick ass.
38) What color should
judeco dye their hair? Bright Blue
39) How tall is
grey_humdrum? 6'9
40) Have you ever dated
red_rockstar? No, despite being young, she's incredibly trendy. XD
41) How long have you known
judeco? 2 years, roughly. But in past lives, we owned Gettysburg.
42) Is
silentjd single? Yeah, he has a commitment rash.
43)
god_damn_stars's hair color? Hmmm, last time I saw her, it was drunk colored.
44) How many monkeys could
kelkesh fight at once and win against? More info needed. Are they wielding weapons? Are they berserk? Do they know IcePatch?
45) If
judeco and
kelkesh were spliced together, what would be its name? Cherike, Or Micheryl
46) Do you think
grey_humdrum is hot? Sure. If bullies can be hot...
47) Would
shingouki and
god_damn_stars look good together? J-pop and Meeeeeetal don't mix. Otherwise, you get Loudness. Sarn, look them up. Heeeeeelarious.
48) Would
alexandur be a better ninja or pirate? Pirate. Too bony to be a ninja.
49) Are
satanic_buddha and
god_damn_stars going out? Nah, they don't shoot guns.
50) Are
judeco and
onebloodymess going steady? Nah, as onebloodymess wants Mr. Elfman.
51) What would you do if
red_rockstar died? I'd mourn the loss of a great tauren.
52) What exotic animal would
onebloodymess like as a pet? An angry toad.
53) Does
silentjd have a crush on
god_damn_stars? Newp, That'd mean they'd hafta hang out, and that'd NEVER work. She likes Vag too much.
54) Would
zorexplusalpha and
grey_humdrum make a good couple? Yes, Zor has 'Counter Bullying +5 Short Sword Of 1337ness.'
55) What is
luckyshoe81's favorite color? Fire.
56) One quality you find attractive in
kelkesh? Boobs.
57) If
luckyshoe81 and
zorexplusalpha were spliced together, what would it be like? A raging asskicker.
58) What is
kelkesh's favorite food? Boobs
59) What video game does
shingouki remind you of? Streetfighter Alpha
60) Which of your friends should
goliant go out with? Like Noel, he'd fuck all 'dem bitchez.
61) What would
red_rockstar do differently in your shoes? She'd prolly kick less ass.
62) Is
luckyshoe81 a high school student? No, but she dates middle school kids.
63) Would you wrestle
god_damn_stars in jello? Sure, and I'dmake her tap out.
64) What is
red_rockstar's favorite game? The game that makes her go into seizures.
65) Do you have
alexandur's screenname? Yes. BigluvaHotTtis68
66) What is
shingouki's shoe size? he has two peglegs. Poor kid.
67) If
red_rockstar commanded an army, who would be his/her followers? an army of angry bums who want a comprehensive health plan.
68) What flavor of jello would
goliant be? The 1337 kind. Like 1337sauce.
69) What do you disagree with
onebloodymess about? Her thoughts on Air Supply.
70) What is
museindoor allergic to? Ignorance.
71) If
museindoor took over the world, who would be happy? The beatniks, and the middle class working man
72) Would you ever date
grey_humdrum? I kinda like being bullied.
73) Is
god_damn_stars dead sexy? Well, she's alive....and hot....
74) What comic book character would
grey_humdrum be? Ms. IKeepBoysHumiliated
75) Is
museindoor popular? Yeah man, he organizes donkey shows.
76) Is
goliant a nerd? No, he breaks nerds. And HNMs.
77) Is
judeco friends with
alexandur? No. They fight over who gets top bunk.
78) Is
alexandur your best friend? Only when he has some 'ends'.
79) Does
red_rockstar smoke? Only when she's on fire
80) What rank would
silentjd have in a giant robot army? Hes a one man army.
81) Where did you first meet
onebloodymess? On AIM, when I was drunk.
82) Have you flirted with
onebloodymess? nah, she's flirtproof.
83) Where would
onebloodymess most like to visit? The Bunny Ranch
84) What would
judeco think of
silentjd? he does a lotta blow.
85) Does
alexandur have a big secret? Yeah. He's dead.
86) What would
museindoor give
kelkesh for his/her birthday? A sledgehammer, to break stereotypes.
87) How would
plash34 conquer the world? By slutting his waty to the top.
88) Would you set up
zorexplusalpha and
kelkesh? Sure. Then I'd mentally break them.
89) If
shingouki were hanging off a cliff, what would
grey_humdrum do? Pull him up, recruit him in the KISS army.
90) Does
kelkesh know
shingouki? Nah, not outside of those random sex clubs.
91) Did
grey_humdrum break up with you? Three times yesterday.
92) If
judeco had a superpower, what would it be? To make panties disappear. Oh wait, he already does.
93) How would
zorexplusalpha kill
museindoor? With a giant transforming robot.
94) Is
silentjd introverted or extroverted? Extroverted. It's a self defense mechanism.
95) Has
silentjd been to your house/dorm? Yeah, fucker stole my Nissan
96) What would you do if you found out
red_rockstar has a crush on you? I'd tell her to be mature about it, and quit touching herself when I speak.
97) Which president would
goliant be likely to idolize? Taft.
98) Is
museindoor 1337? he owns the beatnik crowd.
99) Is
judeco an emo? Lil bitch cires after getting laid all the time
100) What is
satanic_buddha's biggest flaw? His inability to fly.