voice // 1 // goddammit kat so pushy

[catches_shades]

[Begins with the sounds of someone fiddling with the cell phone, with a few muttered curses.] Shit, I just can't see how this could have happened. [Clears his throat briefly.] This is Agent Redfield of the B.S.A.A, putting out a call to any other agents in the vicinity. I don't know what's going on but somehow I'm in... Silent Hill? That's what

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[Voice for maximum wtf-ery] AND YOU KNOW YOU LOVE ME, DAMN IT

[meinrecht]

Well, well... Look who it is.

YES YES, I LOVE YOU LOTS

[catches_shades]

...You're kidding me. Wesker?! What in hell are you doing here!

OF COURSE YOU DO~

[meinrecht]

That's the only greeting I get after all these years?

[catches_shades]

Years? You're dead. You fell into a goddamn volcano. This better not be some idiot messing with me.

[meinrecht]

There was a volcano on Spencer's estate? I must not have noticed. [He thinks you're craaaaazy] As if anyone could imitate me this convincingly.

[catches_shades]

Of course it wasn't at Spencer's estate, volcanoes are pretty damn hard to miss. And you're right, it would be pretty hard to copy that tone of 'smug bastard'. But I'm pretty damn sure you're gone. Two rockets should have seen to that.

[meinrecht]

Rockets. Of course. [Oh damn it its that same thing that happened with Birkin, isn't it?] You must not have been sure enough, considering I'm here.

[catches_shades]

I'm not sure of anything, considering I'm here too. Wherever here is. Did you get over your mild case of tentaclitis?

[meinrecht]

You're in a quaint little town called Silent Hill. Oh and do mind the curfew. [Tentaclitis? WTF R U smokin' Redfield?] Mild case of... What did you say again?

[catches_shades]

I know it's called Silent Hill. I found this handy little thing called a brochure. [Imagine a big 8) face.] Tentaclitis. Uroboros isn't quite the weedkiller you hoped it would be.

[meinrecht]

[And now. A CRITICAL HIT TO THE NADS, DUDE] I'm sure your parents must be proud.

...So, you've found out about that have you? I'm slightly surprised you know how to pronounce it correctly.

[catches_shades]

[Stop bringing parents into this.] Don't make me laugh. We found the documents on your ship. Stuff about some project and you were one of the subjects.

Wesker, I know it all. And considering I had to listen to you wax lyrical about it, it's no surprise I know how to pronounce it.

[meinrecht]

Hm. [And that's all he has to say about that.]

...Fantastic. Nice to know I finally taught you something.

[catches_shades]

That's the thing, Wesker, I learn. You never did learn to quit when you were ahead.

[meinrecht]

You haven't changed at all.

[catches_shades]

I could have said the same for you, but you were definitely dead. Just means I gotta finish you off again.