Commentary for the movie "Ten Inch Hero"

Aug 23, 2009 00:33

 Hoorah! I'm finally watching the movie Ten Inch Hero starring Jensen! And Val, I want you to know I took GREAT PAINS getting this to work, and I hooked up the harddrive TO MY COMPUTER, thank you. So now you know, it has been done. Oh, not to mention I had to download a new video player for it to work. But yeah. All in all, I now get to watch the movie. So I'm okay, really.

And seriously, people, the rating of the commentary tends to justify the rating of the item, and as this is an R rated movie... well, you get my point.

Jensen Ackles! Got like, fifth billing... XD

Oh, Danneel, eh? *out come the fangs*

Eek, a roller coaster.... I hate roller coasters. On Friday at Funtown, Noah dragged me on a roller coaster because he's so tiny he needed an adult to go with him. At least it wasn't the Excalibur... *shudder*

Hey, it's the chick from Keith! Horray!

Heehee, "Help Wanted, Normal people need not apply." Niiiice. Enter and we see JENSEN with multiple piercings and spikey green hair. :D

Introduce snooty brunette who has an issue that we don't know, which makes her incredibly unlikeable and I hope they clear that up, otherwise they're not filling us in about a character's history.

Okay, and irritating brunette is already sunnier. What's up?

Enter Jensen. And Bad. Ass. Okay, spikey RED hair, but still, and YES now I'm happy. I'm gonna have trouble separating his Dean persona, though...

Haha. "He works here?" "Well, he's employed here."

He reminds me of Richard in a weird way. (By the way, in case you were worried, I'm over him. You see, I know exactly how something will go when the feelings show up, and I knew those for Richard would go away once I actually got some sleep. Andrew, on the other hand, has withstood the whole summer without actually making an appearance. Hmmm.) Also, you can see Jensen is not nearly as built as he is in SPN. And yet he's still hot. :33

Aaah, that's where you got Priestly from. *nod* Haaaa, he's cocky. XD

This just makes me giggle. "Really? Now you're hiring people who fail the interview?"

"I've never had... y'know..." "Whoa, never? Well-" *PAUSE* Insert joke about how "I'll be the man to please you" or "well that's because those other bastards weren't doing it right."

"Well, obviously you haven't been with the right guy." Called. It.

Ha. So Priestly likes Tish, eh? Well, he's definitely cuter than the guy who just walked out of the store...

Don't worry, Preistly, I'm sure you're very well endowed.

Haaa. "Do you paint controversial like people pissing on the pope or something?" "That's not even controversial anymore." XD

Okay, the whole tongue-tied by love thing stops being endearing after highschool. Seriously.

And Preistly is definitely feeling the whole "only man in the room" thing right now. WELL, only man capable of speaking. And making his presence known. His voice isn't as deep as it is in Supernatural...

"Fuzzy is good." *snort*

Whoa, what?

So wait.. that makes her... twenty-three now... Did Keith come out before or after this? *too lazy to look it up, particularly with the internet being a pain*

Tiiish isssaa sluuuuuut....

This guy reminds me of Anthony Arnista, an actor at the local theatre. It's around the hair and the beard, though Anthony's is just sliiightly more under control that this.

Also, Priestly totally just did a double-take and holy CRAP I have gayness on the brain. And I don't even know anything about this guy, but the nice music started playing when he entered, so I'm getting impressions.

Okay, nooo clue what that was all about. Part of my thinks that's fuzzy, and another part thinks he's just some hobo with a personal connection to this blonde girl whose name I don't know. Well, he's DEFINITELY got a personal connection with her, but wheeh.

He has such pretty eeeeeeeyyyess!

That was brilliant in ways I can't exactly describe... I like Trucker. :)

"Nice, niice, SHIT" and as always, swearing = YES.

And of course, her daughter is ADORABLE. <33

I think Lisa Miller passed away.

Oh no, save the picture!

Would it be really bad to say Julia's adopted dad has a nice body? Because he has a NICE body. And I like him. He's nice. :] And that reminds me of something from The Bufflehead Sisters where Sophie goes on a little rant about Janet's dad. "I'm just saying his students must like him because he's nice. Really nice. That's ALL I'm saying."

I am bird, see my flap like a maniac!

She's gonna go home and like, have a heart attack now.

He's got better music taste in Supernatural.

I like Priestly's shirts. :P

WHY did they start the loud music when those goons walked in? They have freaking JENSEN ACKLES working in their restaurant! Of course, it's not like he didn't make quite an entrance as well... But he's the epitome of "normal people need not apply." :P

Okay, all that sighing and stuff? Stop it.

Nice arms, Jensen has nice arms...

Seriously, Tish and the guys are kind of annoying. Preistly on the other hand is sheer LOVE and this movie should really be all about him. B] I'm nothing if not loyal, right?

*diiiiiiiiie* Oh man... Preistly's Tish impression.... XD

Tad and Brad... really... There were two characters in Fairly Odd Parents named Tad and Chad.

How adorable!

Definitely like Noah.

Save me Anna, please save me!

Oh by the way Val- today I registered on a website called Great Au Pair. Alisha showed it to me. You can sign up saying that you're a babysitter and the site will hook you up with families in your area. Maybe this will lead to something good happening. ;)

Jen is getting very into watching them. She's sweet. :P And I'm a bit embarrassed for her.

Tiny car. :P

He's gonna have something really creeperish about him, besides taking a girl out for sex.

She can really draw. I wish I could draw... but I love taking pictures just as much as I suspect I would like making them, so I'm happy with my photography. :)

See, now THIS is what I want to happen- just wander upon a kid who takes an absolute shine on me- secret blood relation not required- and fall in love and get a wonderful job. In love with the kid and the job, I mean. :P

"Surf Naked." Yes, Jensen. You should. Mmmm....

"What if he's got like, crazy hair and more artificial holes in his head than real ones?" I just TOTALLY love him, and he asks that in such a sweet, soft voice. I kindasorta wanna glomp him. X3

Aww, poor Priestly, counted out...

And bravely onward we go, for the world is a much scarier place than we ever dreamed. Destination: The feminine hygiene isle. Who's with me?

Yeah, y'know, let's not bother to tell him what KIND of tampons or anything. Let's let him wonder into the world of MORE BRANDS THAN YOU CAN FUCKING DREAM OF without so much as a pat on the back for good luck. Because we women, hear us roar.

"What about the super plusses? They sound... better." *diiiiiie* I die in sheer love of this man. Because he is amazing. *snort* And my mom would SO not approve... XD

Okay, who else asked themselves, "Am I too normal to work at this store?" Because I wanna fucking work at this store! Honestly, Tish seems the most normal one there. Sexual deviancy, who gives a shit these days?

"It says here it can handle any- Oh my god." He sounds like a highschooler who was forced to watch a video of a baby being born before he knew how such things worked. XD

Is he wearing a skirt? PRIESTLY! YOUR ALTER EGO IS DEAN! PUNCH THESE DICKS OUT!

Own. Oooooooowwwn. Now just imagine he actually HAD a woman, and he gave that speech. She'd feel on top of the fucking world, man.

XDD "Orgasm Donor, ask for your free sample."

Haha, I never actually passed in an application at BGC. I got one, but I never got around to filling it out or contacting my references, and by then I'd already been working there for a week, sooo. :D

Just finished off a bowl of frozen frosting that's lasted me for three days. MIIIILK!

*snort* "It's not really different than when you do it yourself, it just takes a lot longer." Yeeeeah.

I love the customer input of all their personal affairs.

*snort* They're coaching her through it! Oh maaaan! I read a fanfic like that once... Waay before I was in to Supernatural, it was actually a Sirius Black x Remus Lupin from the Marauder era. They pulled the drapes around Remus' bed and Sirius sat outside talking him through it. XD

Oh hello surprise sex. o__O They like SMACKED us right in the middle of that. And seriously, if I'm going to be surprised by a guy's naked chest, LET IT BE JENSEN'S! Like, seriously. -.-

WHOA nudity. o___o And I have nothing against nudity, but THAT caught me by surprise. Again, JENSEN NEXT TIME! Also, that's one of my favorite positions in DeanCas. Castiel on top, Dean's fingers digging into his thighs, with much groaning and cursing... yeeeeeessssss. *die* But this scene's got a GIRL, for one thing, and he's not even touching her! I mean, his hands. Aren't touching her.

I feel bad... they could establish really deep feelings, and it would all be thrown into a pit of awkward when she tells him that she's Julia's mother.

Chocolate is definitely THE necessity on a trip of this nature.

"I dunno, you just look different." Yes, a woman gets this glow after her first orgasm. :P

Dude, that hobo from before hasn't made another appearance. Which probably isn't that weird, but I'm thinking it is because of the soft music and connection thing he had.

The stickers give a wonderful impression. *nod*

Y'know, looks might not be everything, but it's still.... NICE to have an attractive guy. Which is how I know this Fuzzy will be nice-looking at the least.

Caaallled it.

I think they touched up Jen's makeup and hair after her scene, because she definitely looks prettier. And my heart cries for her.

Val, I'm pretty sure I've given you this EXACT rant. This whole, "I know I've got a lot of great things going for me, but nobody will know because they're not on the surface." Sort of thing, you know?

Aww, Trucker...

Priestly rooooooocks... Loooooove loooove loooooove.... He's so gush worthy it's impossible to articulate. XD

Yeah, seriously, how come NOBODY thought of how Fuzzy would feel after that? He showed up, white rose and all! I wanna cry for all of them!

Yeah, and y'know, with Priestly, frankly, if I were to bring a guy like that home my mom would tell me to dump him flat, but he's such a fucking NICE GUY! And the thing I love about him? Unlike Dean, who goes for the hot girls because he's not in for anything longterm and he might as well, Priestly would go for the tubby, quiet girl because he knows EXACTLY how it is to be judged based on appearance, and watching Jen, he probably knows not to pass anything up. I think he brought on his radical appearance as a test, to see who would give enough of a shit to see what kind of person he is underneath.

.......*guuuuuuush* You know, considering Priestly is really the only one who has nothing going on behind the scenes at this point, he's really the most interesting character. And that's not just because of my undying love for Jensen. Priestly's just soo... so.... SO. He's sweet and nice, but at the same time crude, and he's LONELY, at least a little, and you know that in how he acts around Tish and the little rant he gave before.

Rape will happen now. Wasn't I right? I was so right. Then she's gonna break apart and....

Hey, or maybe not. But she's pissed and hurt now, so the breaking apart will happen.

Okay, he's about to tell Piper that Julia is adopted, and Piper is about to tell him that she's Julia's mom and this is all going to blow up in a big bomb of "FUCK YOU."  Geezome, nobody's getting their happy ending in this movie. (Though I think Priestly and Tish will be together at the end. Lessee if I'm right this time.)

WHOA. Big ol' "FUCK YOU" bomb, right on cue, but dude, unexpected. *claps hands* Brrriiiiillliant.

Wow, okay, that totally posted without my consent. What just happened? Anywho, at least I didn't lose anything, so whoot, anyone who looks at my page between now and when the movie ends will see half a commentary. *waves flag*

Now seriously, why did not break up with this douche?

YES. YES. YES. PRIESTLY TO THE RESCUE! YES! AUYFSVTGYFHUEVGYAUYG! LUNGS NOT FUNCTIONAL!

All the girls in this movie sport the messenger bag over one shoulder look, which is a look I really like, but it never looks as good with me... which sounds really weird, considering I'm talking about a BAG. o_O

*snort* Oh man, those two dicks at the store. XDD Just showcasing feminine hygiene products. You know, it doesn't mean anything if you're not BUYING the tampons.

She just stuck an order in his hair. That makes me giggle. :D

So is she jumping in as a... mother figure? Older sister? Live-in friend? What?

Hobo man!

WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
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WHOA. Go Fuzzy. :D

WHOA AGAIN. O_O I didn't recognize him! WHOA. WHOA. He cut all his hair off! And okay, he had a huge fucking ring in his lip and now there's not even a hole. What happened to that? He looks so... soo... TAME. o___O I mean, you have Dean, then Priestly... Jensen doesn't really DO tame.

So they're totally bonding over the magic of dumb first names. :P

He's so pretty now. XD And his first name... I'm not gonna try to spell it right now, sounds like an affectionate tease.

WHOA. WHOA. (I do that a lot) Who's naked on the horses? *rewind*

Aww, the old couple at the restaurant. <3 Happy endings for all!

Haha, they credit him as Fuzzy22 XD

So.... that movie was FUCKING FANTASTIC. Frankly, I liked Priestly better before his transformation. It worked, so well.

.........GUUUUUUSH. Really good... really really good... dunno what else to say, but frankly I LOVED it and I wanna make Emma watch it because she'll also love it, and I'll make mom watch it and Val you RULE because it was AMAZING and I love you.

*huff*

Wait a second, who did Danneel play? *rewind credits*

Tish. Of course. *huff again* Jensen! Learn from Priestly! Do not judge by appearance! Take a tubby, sweet girl.

Now we just need to get over the whole 16-year age difference and we're golden!

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