Its back
I know I havnt written in here for awhile, but it was summer and i was young and livin it up, but anyways. I was inspired today and figured I'd share my story with everyone.
It was like any other day, I woke up, crawled out of bed, ate a poptart and headed downstairs. Same ol same ol. That was until my parents came home. They were struck with the motivation to clean out the storage closet thing under the stairs and was pulling it apart when it happened. I didn't know what was going on, all i heard was a lot of yelling and that's the last time I spend money on him. Turns out when my brother went to college he made my rents by him a laptop and then a "very expensive" laptop bag, kind of like Mr. Myers bag but a lot nicer. Well he never used the bag and through it in the storage closet thing under the stairs... two years later... my parents stumble upon the mildew covered bag and go balistic, but it wouldnt be complete until my parents decided how to justify the situation. may i quote, "fine, if he [my brother] doesn't want to use this bag we'll give it to jon." now, let me say again, when they found this bag it was "mildew covered" and what i failed to mention was it smelled like an old folks home, and looked like Ms. Houle on a good day. Yet, i was supposed to be thankful that i got the honor to receive this "hand-me-down" from my almighty brother. so i just want to take a moment and thank the brother of mine for letting this bag, rot and decay for 2 years and to bless me with its presence. and yes im being sarcastic...
It was like any other day, I woke up, crawled out of bed, ate a poptart and headed downstairs. Same ol same ol. That was until my parents came home. They were struck with the motivation to clean out the storage closet thing under the stairs and was pulling it apart when it happened. I didn't know what was going on, all i heard was a lot of yelling and that's the last time I spend money on him. Turns out when my brother went to college he made my rents by him a laptop and then a "very expensive" laptop bag, kind of like Mr. Myers bag but a lot nicer. Well he never used the bag and through it in the storage closet thing under the stairs... two years later... my parents stumble upon the mildew covered bag and go balistic, but it wouldnt be complete until my parents decided how to justify the situation. may i quote, "fine, if he [my brother] doesn't want to use this bag we'll give it to jon." now, let me say again, when they found this bag it was "mildew covered" and what i failed to mention was it smelled like an old folks home, and looked like Ms. Houle on a good day. Yet, i was supposed to be thankful that i got the honor to receive this "hand-me-down" from my almighty brother. so i just want to take a moment and thank the brother of mine for letting this bag, rot and decay for 2 years and to bless me with its presence. and yes im being sarcastic...