The insecure gremlin
Well kids it has been sometime.. and i realized i need to tell you another story! (all names have been distorted) because once again we arn't here to judge... yeah..
This story dates back to the beginning of the year, back in a land far far away where the mountains are tall, the fog is thick, and the gremlins run free. This next story focuses in on one gremlin inparticular. The lil insecure gremlin of fog city.
It was another day, i decided to go for a walk. The day was nice and the wind felt good on my face, yet then it happened. The fog came in from the west or east, maybe the north, couldnt tell, i dont own a compass, but anyways i estimated it was coming from the eastern northern southern border of fog city. I headed into see what all the comotion was about. I walked into the dense fog and tripped over a log. quickly getting up i kicked the log as hard as i could, but then it said grr!! im tough!! i was affraid, i had never heard a log talk before. Yet, it turned out to be a lil wee gremlin about 3 feet tall, with a bad comb over and smelly breathe, the kind of breathe that smells... smelly.
With a fowl look on my face i apologized for tripping over the gremlin. He said that's right jerk now be gone with you. I knew right away this gremlin could be only one. "the insecure gremlin of fog city" I told the gremlin to back off before i got angry. He said he played football and if i didn't walk away he'd hit me with a bicep. more confused than ever i decided maybe i should let the thing go do whatever it was planning to do.
The gremlin walked away with a hobble and then it broke down in tears, I decided not to go near it because its B.O. was so bad i couldnt breathe. I decided let it cry, but then i knew i had to do something. With a gasp of breathe i ran over to the creature and asked what was wrong. He looked up with a crooked smile and said.. ha jerk real men dont cry. I couldn't help but laugh at the insecure gremlin. I laughed for 40 days and 40 nights until i realized he wasn't funny. wait, hehe, i always knew he wasn't funny because that's what the legend fore told. The years passed and i thought why not go check on the gremlin. I walked into the forest one day and tripped over a log. haha i laughed, ello gremlin, i looked down and was scared white. The lil insecure gremlin of fog city had had 15 face lifts, liposuction, and pec in plants. I passed out from laughing and woke up to realize it was all a dream. Or maybe it wasn't, but either way its been 5 days since that dream and i havnt stopped laughign since. The End.
This story dates back to the beginning of the year, back in a land far far away where the mountains are tall, the fog is thick, and the gremlins run free. This next story focuses in on one gremlin inparticular. The lil insecure gremlin of fog city.
It was another day, i decided to go for a walk. The day was nice and the wind felt good on my face, yet then it happened. The fog came in from the west or east, maybe the north, couldnt tell, i dont own a compass, but anyways i estimated it was coming from the eastern northern southern border of fog city. I headed into see what all the comotion was about. I walked into the dense fog and tripped over a log. quickly getting up i kicked the log as hard as i could, but then it said grr!! im tough!! i was affraid, i had never heard a log talk before. Yet, it turned out to be a lil wee gremlin about 3 feet tall, with a bad comb over and smelly breathe, the kind of breathe that smells... smelly.
With a fowl look on my face i apologized for tripping over the gremlin. He said that's right jerk now be gone with you. I knew right away this gremlin could be only one. "the insecure gremlin of fog city" I told the gremlin to back off before i got angry. He said he played football and if i didn't walk away he'd hit me with a bicep. more confused than ever i decided maybe i should let the thing go do whatever it was planning to do.
The gremlin walked away with a hobble and then it broke down in tears, I decided not to go near it because its B.O. was so bad i couldnt breathe. I decided let it cry, but then i knew i had to do something. With a gasp of breathe i ran over to the creature and asked what was wrong. He looked up with a crooked smile and said.. ha jerk real men dont cry. I couldn't help but laugh at the insecure gremlin. I laughed for 40 days and 40 nights until i realized he wasn't funny. wait, hehe, i always knew he wasn't funny because that's what the legend fore told. The years passed and i thought why not go check on the gremlin. I walked into the forest one day and tripped over a log. haha i laughed, ello gremlin, i looked down and was scared white. The lil insecure gremlin of fog city had had 15 face lifts, liposuction, and pec in plants. I passed out from laughing and woke up to realize it was all a dream. Or maybe it wasn't, but either way its been 5 days since that dream and i havnt stopped laughign since. The End.