Title: The Facts of Life
Pairing: House/Cuddy
Rating: R
Warnings: Adult Content
Summary: Drabble, 50 words, not including title
Disclaimer: House and Cuddy do not belong to me. (But oh, if they did...!)
Feedback: Only if you want to encourage such degeneracy. ;)
A/N:
ayalanetzer , this probably isn't what you had in mind, but it's the best I could do. I'd love to see your version, when/if you have the time. :)
The Facts of Life
“You’ll never get pregnant like this,” House chided Cuddy. He mouthed the words in a meandering trail across her abdomen, punctuating each syllable with a greedy little bite.
“I know,” she groaned, impatiently pushing his head between her thighs. “But this way, I don’t have to listen to you talk.”