Writer's Block: Pickup Artist

[silent_muse06]

Male: "I'm trying to seduce you so we can be hermits together."
Me: "Hermits are celibate."
Male: "Not this hermit."
Me: "I don't want to be a hermit."
Male: "Oh."

^This conversation occured last night.

Comments

[vampire_kiss14]

lol i dont know how he thought hermits were going to get him anywhere!