Thing the First: This is cool, so I'm going to do it.
The first five people to respond to this post will get some form of art, by me, about them. I make no guarantees about quality or type, but I will assure that I will give it good effort.
There's a catch, of course: as with most memes, if you sign up, you have to put this in your own journal as well.
(Apparently there's a clause for "creative stick figures and a bit of glitter" counting as art, in case you are worried about making your own masterpieces.)
Thing the Second:
Jessa and me, before:
...and after.
(I am Emo McScenester in this picture, I know.)
Oh, and there was Paris.
We went to Notre Dame...
...Shakespeare & Company...
...the Eiffel Tower...
...the Jardin de Luxembourg...
...the Cimitiere de Montparnasse...
...and home to the hotel to drink wine and eat cheese.
As my friend Christopher Soltys says, I am a boozy ho. And a thoroughly happy boozy ho, at that.