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The scale says I weigh 100 pounds. I've never weighed this much in my life.
I feel like I should throw a party in honor of reaching three digits. I'll serve cake and ice cream and chocolate.
I have no idea how I accomplished this when I've been sick for months and starving myself because the school food is disgusting. Apparently the Ramen noodle diet is good for weight gain.
I feel like I should qualify this slightly alarming number by explaining that I am less than five feet tall and have a wacky metabolism that makes gaining weight and keeping it really hard for me. 100 pounds is a healthy weight for my height.
I feel like I should throw a party in honor of reaching three digits. I'll serve cake and ice cream and chocolate.
I have no idea how I accomplished this when I've been sick for months and starving myself because the school food is disgusting. Apparently the Ramen noodle diet is good for weight gain.
I feel like I should qualify this slightly alarming number by explaining that I am less than five feet tall and have a wacky metabolism that makes gaining weight and keeping it really hard for me. 100 pounds is a healthy weight for my height.