& all I really wanted to do was buy a pint of milk!
I popped round to the corner shop just now to get myself a pint or two of milk seeing as the one I bought a few days ago has turned into cheese & a fab ice-lolly. I decided to walk to the one closest to us, rather than the one I usually go to because it's quicker & the sun would have been shining in my eyes all the way there. So, walking along my road two girls were walking towards me, they turned off up one of the side roads & as I approached they caught my attention.
Girl 1: Excuse me, do you know where the fag house is?
Me: Sorry?
Girl 1: Do you know where the fag house is?
Me: Fag house?
Girl 2: Yeah
Me: What, do you mean like the corner shop? (This was the only thing I could think of that was remotely related to fags, new kid lingo perhaps? It was either that or a house full of gay men)
Girl 1 & 2: Laugh *look at each other in an 'inside joke' kind of way*
Girl 1: Oh no, don't worry
Me: *wander off feeling quite confused*
Got my milk & ice-lolly, pondering what I had just been asked. Walked back home. Passed girls, who were on the other side of the road & who I couldn't see properly because the sun was in my eyes. They looked as they were giggling & looking at me.
What's a fag house?!
P.S Made crumble. It looks & smells & tastes pretty good!