hp quiz thingy...borrowed from justme-jane on ff.net
00.) Randomly list twelve of your favourite Harry Potter characters:
1) Draco Malfoy 2) Sirius Black 3)Harry Potter 4) Remus Lupin 5)Severus Snape 6)Luna Lovegood 7)Cedric Diggory 8)Hermione Granger 9)Seamus Finigan 10)Bill Weasley 11)Fred Weasley 12)George Weasley
01.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Luna Lovegood/Fred Weasley; I think I have read them together in a fic before but I can’t remember what it was…I’m such an OTP whore that I tend to get too enthralled in that pairing vs the other pairings…
02.)Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Remus is more cute than hot in my opinion, book-version of him anyway.
03.)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Lol I think Ron would have a big problem if George got Hermione preggers…
04.) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?
Oh gods yes! Lol Seamus kills me… he’s especially hot when paired with either Blaise or Dean… I love love love this one fic by Ari Munami called ‘Seamus is Seamus and You are Yourself’. It’s a Draco/Harry fic but Seamus is hilarious in it.
05.) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Personally I don’t think so… but then there’s a massive age difference and would prolly be considered kind of pedophilic. But that’s just my thoughts on it, other people might like them together (Sirius and Luna).
06.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Oh dear gods, neither! Severus and Seamus most definitely not, so I guess if I had to choose it would be five/ten Severus and Bill. But honestly...I can’t see it.
07.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Sirius and George having sex and Cedric walking in on them? Uh..he might stammer and take off but I wonder if Sirius might actually succeed in coercing him to join in. He does have a smooth tongue after all.
08.) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.
Harry’s moping about the fact that he isn’t satisfying his current girlfriend. Bill Weasley is in town and notices Harry’s current predicament. He has a theory that Harry might need a good long fucking up the arse to finally make him see that he isn’t as straight as he assumed he was. No one ever said it was going to be easy…
09.)Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?
Oh most definitely; Draco/Hermione. I’m not a supporter so I tend to stay away from those fics, but I can definitely see fluff in fic featuring them as a pairing.
10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
‘Cho’s Got Nothing on my Sorrow’… o.O maybe? Lol Cedric/George
11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Oh dear, I think that probably exists… Remus/Draco. Remus spots that gorgeous blond boy, Draco Malfoy on his first day teaching at Hogwarts and from then on can’t get the pretty boy out of his head. Finally giving into his animal instincts and Draco’s subtle attempts at getting the other man to notice him, Remus asks Draco to stay after class one day and jumps his bones. They have wild sex until Draco learns of the other man’s lycanthropy and then avoids him the rest of the year.
12.) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
I’m certain there is someone…I think Camilla would prolly qualify as a lover of Cedric/Harry.
13.) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Um it’s canon, everyone reads it. Harry and Ginny? Yup. I strongly object to it but I think a lot of HP readers like that Harry and Ginny are together (the non-slash supporters prolly).
14.) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Yes. Can’t say who right now but I’m sure they’re there. I know my friend Camilla likes Fred so she’s prolly drawn him at some point or another.
15.) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?
Oooh damn right! Sirius/Remus/Severus. Hawt.
16.) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
“OH FUCKING DRAGONS!” lol I dunno… it’s Bill …
17.) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Hermione. Thinking I’d assign this one to the fic that’s already been written since I can’t really think of one that’s super individual to Hermione. Anyway, I’d choose the fic Growing Pains by SensiblyTainted wherein she’s got a song assigned to her In the Arms of an Angel by Sarah McLachlan.
18.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Draco/Luna/George… well super weird for me, would def be very AU… Draco and Luna have been dating for two years; Luna runs into George one day in Diagon Alley and persuades him to come over to her place on Saturday. Draco and Luna had been thinking about trying out a threesome and George had always been a pretty decent guy… They all get it on on Saturday night. Warnings: nc-17, dp, anal sex, dubcon, delayed orgasm, spanking.
19.) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Bill to Sirius. So I noticed you had a really hot bike, just how well do you ride?
20.) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Oh gosh I’ve read lots of good fics with Severus as one of the MCs. I like him in Draco’s Boy. Mmm mmm mmm. I don’t remember when I read it tho lol.
21.) What is Six's super-secret kink?
Object stimulation… possibly using a thimble? Luna’s all about random objects and things that don’t exist… why not something from the muggle world?
22.) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Fred and Seamus? Hmm… I could definitely see these two hooking up sober. Of course it’d have to be before Fred dies…
23.) If Three and Seven got together, who would top?
Harry/Cedric. Lots of fics have been written about these two, but being a bottom!Harry fan and the fact that Cedric is older, might lead to Cedric topping.
24.) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhapy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Draco and Seamus are in a happy relationship until Seamus suddenly runs off with Remus. Draco, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Fred and a brief unhappy affair with George, then follows the wise advice of Severus and finds true love with Harry.
I so did not rig that lol. Damn! No wonder he’s happy with Harry, the other dudes he dated were all jokers. And wtf! Hell would likely freeze over before Sev would advise Draco to date Harry lol. Also, weird that Seamus and Remus ran off together tho…
Ehem, anyway, maybe call it “The Joke’s On Me”. I dunno who’d read it lol, definitely would make Nicole read it though and prolly Camilla (Camilla would want to read it I think).
25.) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Cedric/Hermione. Well that’d suck ‘cause Cedric would meet his end like he does in book five and then Hermione would be all alone. It’d be a very tragic pairing I think, def not my OTP though.
1) Draco Malfoy 2) Sirius Black 3)Harry Potter 4) Remus Lupin 5)Severus Snape 6)Luna Lovegood 7)Cedric Diggory 8)Hermione Granger 9)Seamus Finigan 10)Bill Weasley 11)Fred Weasley 12)George Weasley
01.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Luna Lovegood/Fred Weasley; I think I have read them together in a fic before but I can’t remember what it was…I’m such an OTP whore that I tend to get too enthralled in that pairing vs the other pairings…
02.)Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Remus is more cute than hot in my opinion, book-version of him anyway.
03.)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Lol I think Ron would have a big problem if George got Hermione preggers…
04.) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?
Oh gods yes! Lol Seamus kills me… he’s especially hot when paired with either Blaise or Dean… I love love love this one fic by Ari Munami called ‘Seamus is Seamus and You are Yourself’. It’s a Draco/Harry fic but Seamus is hilarious in it.
05.) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Personally I don’t think so… but then there’s a massive age difference and would prolly be considered kind of pedophilic. But that’s just my thoughts on it, other people might like them together (Sirius and Luna).
06.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Oh dear gods, neither! Severus and Seamus most definitely not, so I guess if I had to choose it would be five/ten Severus and Bill. But honestly...I can’t see it.
07.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Sirius and George having sex and Cedric walking in on them? Uh..he might stammer and take off but I wonder if Sirius might actually succeed in coercing him to join in. He does have a smooth tongue after all.
08.) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.
Harry’s moping about the fact that he isn’t satisfying his current girlfriend. Bill Weasley is in town and notices Harry’s current predicament. He has a theory that Harry might need a good long fucking up the arse to finally make him see that he isn’t as straight as he assumed he was. No one ever said it was going to be easy…
09.)Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?
Oh most definitely; Draco/Hermione. I’m not a supporter so I tend to stay away from those fics, but I can definitely see fluff in fic featuring them as a pairing.
10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
‘Cho’s Got Nothing on my Sorrow’… o.O maybe? Lol Cedric/George
11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Oh dear, I think that probably exists… Remus/Draco. Remus spots that gorgeous blond boy, Draco Malfoy on his first day teaching at Hogwarts and from then on can’t get the pretty boy out of his head. Finally giving into his animal instincts and Draco’s subtle attempts at getting the other man to notice him, Remus asks Draco to stay after class one day and jumps his bones. They have wild sex until Draco learns of the other man’s lycanthropy and then avoids him the rest of the year.
12.) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
I’m certain there is someone…I think Camilla would prolly qualify as a lover of Cedric/Harry.
13.) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Um it’s canon, everyone reads it. Harry and Ginny? Yup. I strongly object to it but I think a lot of HP readers like that Harry and Ginny are together (the non-slash supporters prolly).
14.) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Yes. Can’t say who right now but I’m sure they’re there. I know my friend Camilla likes Fred so she’s prolly drawn him at some point or another.
15.) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?
Oooh damn right! Sirius/Remus/Severus. Hawt.
16.) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
“OH FUCKING DRAGONS!” lol I dunno… it’s Bill …
17.) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Hermione. Thinking I’d assign this one to the fic that’s already been written since I can’t really think of one that’s super individual to Hermione. Anyway, I’d choose the fic Growing Pains by SensiblyTainted wherein she’s got a song assigned to her In the Arms of an Angel by Sarah McLachlan.
18.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Draco/Luna/George… well super weird for me, would def be very AU… Draco and Luna have been dating for two years; Luna runs into George one day in Diagon Alley and persuades him to come over to her place on Saturday. Draco and Luna had been thinking about trying out a threesome and George had always been a pretty decent guy… They all get it on on Saturday night. Warnings: nc-17, dp, anal sex, dubcon, delayed orgasm, spanking.
19.) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Bill to Sirius. So I noticed you had a really hot bike, just how well do you ride?
20.) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Oh gosh I’ve read lots of good fics with Severus as one of the MCs. I like him in Draco’s Boy. Mmm mmm mmm. I don’t remember when I read it tho lol.
21.) What is Six's super-secret kink?
Object stimulation… possibly using a thimble? Luna’s all about random objects and things that don’t exist… why not something from the muggle world?
22.) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Fred and Seamus? Hmm… I could definitely see these two hooking up sober. Of course it’d have to be before Fred dies…
23.) If Three and Seven got together, who would top?
Harry/Cedric. Lots of fics have been written about these two, but being a bottom!Harry fan and the fact that Cedric is older, might lead to Cedric topping.
24.) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhapy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Draco and Seamus are in a happy relationship until Seamus suddenly runs off with Remus. Draco, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Fred and a brief unhappy affair with George, then follows the wise advice of Severus and finds true love with Harry.
I so did not rig that lol. Damn! No wonder he’s happy with Harry, the other dudes he dated were all jokers. And wtf! Hell would likely freeze over before Sev would advise Draco to date Harry lol. Also, weird that Seamus and Remus ran off together tho…
Ehem, anyway, maybe call it “The Joke’s On Me”. I dunno who’d read it lol, definitely would make Nicole read it though and prolly Camilla (Camilla would want to read it I think).
25.) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Cedric/Hermione. Well that’d suck ‘cause Cedric would meet his end like he does in book five and then Hermione would be all alone. It’d be a very tragic pairing I think, def not my OTP though.