Right on.
I was oogled today. Straight up oogled...by a Doctor! LMAO! He checked me out hardcore and I just acted like I didn't notice and went on about my business. Right on.
In other news, I have acid indigestion because of the jalapenos I ate for lunch. You better believe this crap HURTS. My entire GI tract is on fire and I feel like I need to puke, but I'm scared because I know if I do puke it's really going to hurt. And then I will cry. And then I will die. And then hell will freeze over. And then demons will walk the earth. And then the Arc Angels will descend from the sky and smite (smyte?) those demons and send them back to hellllll.
Oh shit. I want to see Hostel. That movie looks completely badass and lucky for my it's my off day! YES!!!
It's time to redo my layout. Adios!
-Jasmine
In other news, I have acid indigestion because of the jalapenos I ate for lunch. You better believe this crap HURTS. My entire GI tract is on fire and I feel like I need to puke, but I'm scared because I know if I do puke it's really going to hurt. And then I will cry. And then I will die. And then hell will freeze over. And then demons will walk the earth. And then the Arc Angels will descend from the sky and smite (smyte?) those demons and send them back to hellllll.
Oh shit. I want to see Hostel. That movie looks completely badass and lucky for my it's my off day! YES!!!
It's time to redo my layout. Adios!
-Jasmine