New Brain Bucket. Cabeza Container. Head Humidor. Alliteration Excuse.
I generally don't care for scary monsters/super freaks, boobies, playing cards, pistols, anime, or lynyrd skynyrd on a moto helmet, although they're all quite wonderful and make for a memorable party.
But a closeout price tag of $45 will make a convert out of anyone. They got this depression on. I'd rock a Geico Gecko helmet for a $50 discount. The Caveman, I dunno, maybe free insurance for life. At HD, $45 will get you a limited edition helmet-shaped pin and a postcard from Sturgis 2004.
It was time for the old 'un to go. There is no magic milestone, anniversary, or quality check; you can just tell when they're tired. Mine had murdered 56,300 bugs. To the people who gave Obama a hard time for killing a fly, I am guilty of war crimes.
Also, a shout out to
the_macross for the hand-me-down armored jacket handed me down via tydeus . May the Brotherhood of the Traveling Jacket live on. Yeah, I could go get my own, but they got this depression on and...