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Taylor is funny. Courtney is funny. Gloria is funny. Sarah is missing. Laura and Buddy are my parents.
Last night I was beating Courtney in bowling in the 5th frame, then Taylor stopped believing in me and the shit went down hill. My top score was 95, beautiful.
We are all taking self defense classes for $25 at the rec because I want to laugh and beat up on bitches. Sarah should join us as well. I want to take a hip hop dance class for prom so I can show dom what's up. Speaking of prom, dom said we have to make love that night because it isn't cool if we don't. We want to make it like the movies. He's gonna cock slap me to get me in the mood.
Macy and I are building a uterus fort this week hopefully, we will build it and invite everyone to come live in it. Gloria's grandparents almost took us to california, I want a tan.
Why am I updating? Going to Seattle with Gloria for a mini vacation. Here we come, roll out the red carpet.
Last night I was beating Courtney in bowling in the 5th frame, then Taylor stopped believing in me and the shit went down hill. My top score was 95, beautiful.
We are all taking self defense classes for $25 at the rec because I want to laugh and beat up on bitches. Sarah should join us as well. I want to take a hip hop dance class for prom so I can show dom what's up. Speaking of prom, dom said we have to make love that night because it isn't cool if we don't. We want to make it like the movies. He's gonna cock slap me to get me in the mood.
Macy and I are building a uterus fort this week hopefully, we will build it and invite everyone to come live in it. Gloria's grandparents almost took us to california, I want a tan.
Why am I updating? Going to Seattle with Gloria for a mini vacation. Here we come, roll out the red carpet.