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So I finally found a church. Well a decent church. I checked out one of the UU churches in DC and I really liked my first pick. They serve a really decent spread after service and the sermon wasn't that bad. Plus it's in a fun location. Right between U St and Dupont Circle. I really think I might join that denomination but I need to check out one more church. And speaking of church I went to my first strip club not too long ago.
The girls in DC can get fully naked and we went for Howie's sake cause he really doesn't know much about sex or girls. I think it's because he's a mammalogist. He's studies sex too much on a scientific way. I think watching rats and bats copulate has weakened his understanding of human relationships. Strip clubs may not be the best way to make up for that but oh well. However, this one girl gave us a private dance and what she can do with a tongue ring and a g-string is amazing! Plus what this girl was doing with her ass...wwwwooowww! Which reminds me...
My housemates and I keep making plans to go out but we play Spades all night long. The trash talking is ridiculous but it's so much fun. Right now we really do act like family. I'll be pissed at them in the afternoon but cool with them by dinner. There will be screaming and hollering all morning but everyone is chill by mid day. Plus, I think they are all looking out with me so I'll let them slide on stuff that usually annoys me. Oh yeah and one more random thing. Peter really wants me to hook up with this chick a few houses down and I don't know why. She's a nice neighbor but she's engaged and I think has a friend on the side. Plus she only lives a few houses down! He digs older women cause he says you can learn a lot from them. That makes sense but I don't want to learn from a chick who's engaged to a dude and can talk about me on my block. He's such a crazy guy.
The girls in DC can get fully naked and we went for Howie's sake cause he really doesn't know much about sex or girls. I think it's because he's a mammalogist. He's studies sex too much on a scientific way. I think watching rats and bats copulate has weakened his understanding of human relationships. Strip clubs may not be the best way to make up for that but oh well. However, this one girl gave us a private dance and what she can do with a tongue ring and a g-string is amazing! Plus what this girl was doing with her ass...wwwwooowww! Which reminds me...
My housemates and I keep making plans to go out but we play Spades all night long. The trash talking is ridiculous but it's so much fun. Right now we really do act like family. I'll be pissed at them in the afternoon but cool with them by dinner. There will be screaming and hollering all morning but everyone is chill by mid day. Plus, I think they are all looking out with me so I'll let them slide on stuff that usually annoys me. Oh yeah and one more random thing. Peter really wants me to hook up with this chick a few houses down and I don't know why. She's a nice neighbor but she's engaged and I think has a friend on the side. Plus she only lives a few houses down! He digs older women cause he says you can learn a lot from them. That makes sense but I don't want to learn from a chick who's engaged to a dude and can talk about me on my block. He's such a crazy guy.