THIS IS AN IMPORTANT QUESTION, GUYS.
Okay, so I am basically running my friend's school presidency campaign.
WHAT WOULD CONVINCE YOU TO VOTE FOR SOMEONE?
Mind you, this is high school, so superficiality is key. Last year, Peter Guo won because: 1) He's asian. 2) He said he doesn't have a facebook (hypocrisy: he has a facebook account now). So far me and Renee have tried composing a rap song for Katie. Nerdy white girl rapping about school = WINNAR, AMIRITE.
Campaigning ideas:
-Really stupid posters (Picture of Octopus, underneath reads: If you have less than eight legs, vote for Katie. If you have eight legs, vote for Katie anyways, etc etc etc)
-Cupcakes
-Obnoxious stunts such as dressing up as a yeti and running through the school screaming 'VOTE FOR KATIE'.
-Banners and flowers
-Solicitation of the retarded freshman scene kids with drugs/shitty band t-shirts/drugs/shitty band cds/drugs/shitty hair dye/drugs/shit
-Threatening nerds
-Propaganda against other candidate
-Appealing to stoners through the general trippy-ness of our campaigning
-Compose a song and purchasing a funky instrument to play it on and do so in a school area
-Excessive references to episode 2 of Clone High
-Volunteering to take and count ballots, changing all votes for Ashlee to Katie
-Actually talking about Katie's excessive involvement and love of school and all the amazing shit she's organized for the past two years
-SOME OTHER STUPID IDEAS go here.
SOOOOO. WHAT WOULD CONVINCE YOU/DO YOU HAVE SUBSTANTIAL IDEAS OH GOD I WILL FAIL TERRIBLY AT THIS.
That is a good question, scary androgynous white guy.
WHAT WOULD CONVINCE YOU TO VOTE FOR SOMEONE?
Mind you, this is high school, so superficiality is key. Last year, Peter Guo won because: 1) He's asian. 2) He said he doesn't have a facebook (hypocrisy: he has a facebook account now). So far me and Renee have tried composing a rap song for Katie. Nerdy white girl rapping about school = WINNAR, AMIRITE.
Campaigning ideas:
-Really stupid posters (Picture of Octopus, underneath reads: If you have less than eight legs, vote for Katie. If you have eight legs, vote for Katie anyways, etc etc etc)
-Cupcakes
-Obnoxious stunts such as dressing up as a yeti and running through the school screaming 'VOTE FOR KATIE'.
-Banners and flowers
-Solicitation of the retarded freshman scene kids with drugs/shitty band t-shirts/drugs/shitty band cds/drugs/shitty hair dye/drugs/shit
-Threatening nerds
-Propaganda against other candidate
-Appealing to stoners through the general trippy-ness of our campaigning
-Compose a song and purchasing a funky instrument to play it on and do so in a school area
-Excessive references to episode 2 of Clone High
-Volunteering to take and count ballots, changing all votes for Ashlee to Katie
-Actually talking about Katie's excessive involvement and love of school and all the amazing shit she's organized for the past two years
-SOME OTHER STUPID IDEAS go here.
SOOOOO. WHAT WOULD CONVINCE YOU/DO YOU HAVE SUBSTANTIAL IDEAS OH GOD I WILL FAIL TERRIBLY AT THIS.
That is a good question, scary androgynous white guy.