stealing quizes!
THE BIRTHDAY SUIT QUIZ
~BASICS~
159. Age: 6 10
158. Sex: Hermaph
157. Height: 5'5"
156. Alias: Morrrton
155. Shoe Size: 8
154. Hair Color: Blonde
~CLOTHING~
153. How many pairs of socks do you own? A bunches
152. Gloves? Oh my....;) lots...
151. Undies? A bunches
150. Do you ever wear pants without pockets? Most certainly
149. How many articles of band apparel do you own? I dunno, some.
148. Do you like turtlenecks? NO!
147. How often do you wear your birthday suit? B-day suits are just not for me!
146. Would you ever wear a sleeveless fishnet shirt? No that's all right.
~BATHROOM~
145. Do you sit down to pee? lol ew, no.
143. Have you ever “not wiped”? No I've always found a way.
142. How often do you not wash your hands? A Few Times A Day
141. How many times a day do you go to the bathroom? LOTS
140. Does it bug you to go into a bathroom after another person just used it? I don't know not really.
139. Do you have to make sure nobody hears you tinkle? No, the sound of tinkle is pleasing to my ears...
~LIVING QUARTERS~
138. Do you own an abode consisting of more than one room? I don't own it!
137. How many posters do you have on your walls? None
136. What color are the walls in your kitchen? Weird greenish.
135. How many broken electronics do you refuse to get rid of? I would get rid of them...but they kinda just sit there....maybe one or two..or three..
134. How dusty is your residence? Not very dusty at all.
133. How often do you walk around naked? Eh. Not too often. Normally not out of my room or bathroom.
132. Near-naked? SAmmee
131. Do you have any creatures living in your home that you would NOT claim as pets? No..heh...heh....=)
130. How long have you lived where you are living? Threee years I think.
~FOOD~
129. How many trips to the fridge do you make a day? Maybe Two or Three.
128. Do you ever go naked? dfbdjksfnkj!!!!
127. Near-naked? adsadjasdnjak =)!!!!
126. If you were hungry enough, would you eat a full-grown, naked French dude? Yes...but why does he have to be French?
125. How many times a week do you eat out? Like once if that.
124. How much money is that? Depends on where a go, but probably like $8-$10 at the most.
123. What is the one combination of food you order the most? Any fried or oriental chicken meal.
122. Where do you like that combo from? Oriental places
121. Do you dab the grease off pizza, or lick it off? I rub it on my butt hole.
120. Mozzarella Sticks, or String Cheese? Mozzys
119. What’s the deal with Vegans? If I didn't like chicken so much I would be one for sure.
118. What do you want on your Tombstone? "Look what you did...
117. Do you eat greens? Yes
116. How about purples? Radish in a salad, if you count that.
115. What’s your favorite type of salad dressing? Rasberry vinegrette or....anything...
114. Do you like croutons on your salads? Sometimeess
113. Do you prefer sweet or salty foods? BOTH BOTH BOTH BOTH
112. If you were to see a value box of Cap’n Crunch or a box of Special K with a REALLY cool toy in it, which one would you buy? Special K
111. What’s your favorite type of candy? I don't knowwww
~ANIMALS~
110. What is your favorite animal?
109. Do you wear fur? No
108. Do you wear leather? No
107. About how cute is a baby cheetah?
Very!
106. About how cute is a sloth?
I like them!
105. About how cute is a field mouse?
Blah
104. What is the best pet name you have ever heard?
.....
103. Do you know what KFC does to their chickens?
Yes I know what a majority of people do to their chickens.
102. Do you give a darn?
Yes I do but I can not resist
101. If there were to be a super team created of the five most useful animals in the world, what would be your suggestion for the team members and why? Keep in mind, all excluded animals will be permanently eliminated.
Parrot
Monkey
Dolphin
Lion
Human
Why?? Think about it.
100. How many animals have died in your possession over the years?
A lot..
99. How many have you directly killed, accident or otherwise?
None were directly, my cats killed a majority of them.
98. How many animals are alive and healthy in your home right now?
Fiveee
97. Have you ever played with an animal naked?
I don't think so.
96. Near-naked?
Most likely.
~COMPUTERS~
95. Are you oblivious when it comes to computers?
Not completely
94. What does RAM stand for?
Random access memory
93. How much RAM does the computer you are on have?
You don't wanna know.
92. What is a hard drive?
411 keeper
91. How many computers have you personally owned in your life?NONE.
90. How much porn is slowing down your computer?
TONS
89. Have you ever gotten in trouble with the authorities because of something that happened online?
No
88. Have you ever met someone over the internet without knowing of their existence before that?
Yes
87. Did you meet them in person?
Yes
86. How many computer games do you own?
A lot
85. How many games do you play on a regular basis?
None
84. Do you ever go on your computer naked?
LOL I WEAR SO MUCH CLOTHES
83. Near-naked?
Towels(s)(s)(s)(s)
82. How often do you run VirusScan?
Nevor evor evor
81. Do you have a MySpace?
Yessss
80. Do you have more than one?
Noot realllyyy
79. Do you have a facebook?
Noooo
78. Do you have a livejournal?
NO
77. Are you doing this survey in the buff?
Nope.
76. Near-buff?
No
~TELEVISION~
75. How much TV do you watch every week?
More than I ever have in my entire life recently
74. How many episodes of Seinfeld have you seen?
A lot I think
73. Do you waste your time with American Idol? (Watching the “Auditions” is still considered a waste)
Um yeah.
72. Who won last year?
Kelly I think
71. Do you ever watch TV naked?
No. Unless Im sleeping that way
70. Near-naked?
No
69. Have you ever been on TV?
No!
68. Near-naked?
Nakes!
67. What is Jack Bauer’s character’s name on 24?
I don't know!
66. How many television shows do you own on DVD?
None!
~MOVIES~
65. How many DVD’s do you own?
Just like 10.
64. How many VHS movies do you own?
Kinda a lot.
63. Take a guess, how many movies would you say you have seen in your life?
More than anyone I know
62. You are probably way off.
NO, sorry.
61. When was the last time you went to the movie theater?
A long time ago unfortunately
60. Did you get popcorn when you were there?
I dont even remember what I saw.
59. How about a drink? Did you get a drink?
I don't know.
58. Have you ever snuck into a movie?
Hmm, I think maybe once.
57. Have you ever seen three full length movies in one sitting?
Yes! Once or twice...
56. More than three?
No.
55. Have you ever paid to get into one movie and stayed to see many more?
Yes.
54. Have you ever sat through an entire movie naked?
YES!
53. Near-naked?
Yup!
52. Was anyone naked with you?
Like ten hermaphs.
51. Have you ever sat through an entire movie dressed like it was below freezing temperatures?
No but now I'm going to.
50. How many times have you cried during a movie?
A LOTTT.
49. How many times have you cried naked?
Like none.
48. Even if it was the back of your head, have you ever been in a movie?
No
~THE “L” WORD~
47. Have you ever played lacrosse?
No
46. Have you ever been on a lacrosse team?
No
45. Do you know what lacrosse is?
Yes!
44. Have you ever seen lacrosse played?
Not other than tv.
43. Did it break your heart when it was over?
oh yes.
42. Have you ever played lacrosse naked?
Yes!
41. Near-naked?
Yes!
40. How many people have you played lacrosse with before?
In the millions
~PEOPLE~
39. What are your pet peeves in people?
So much
38. What are your turn-ons?
Not so much
37. What makes a friend?
A lot that a lot of people don't have!
36. Using those standards, how many real friends do you have?
heh, NONE!
35. How many serious relationships have you had?
tree
34. Do you like big crowds?
No
33. Do you like sitting around in people’s garages, debating on what to do?
No
32. Do you know anyone that does?
Maybe!
31. Are you constantly looking for new friends?
No I'm giving up.
3*. Greasy hair or smelly feet?
I don't careeeeee.
30. Would you say you are shy?
Yes
29. Would other people say the same?
Yes
~MUSIC~
28. In your opinion, what genre of music requires the least talent?
Rap, most pop, or hardcore or um bongajong
27. Do you play an instrument?
No not really.
26. Have you ever sat down and strummed a harp?
No
25. Have you ever picked up a Viola?
Yes
24. How many concerts/shows have you been to?
I don't know.
23. How many were in huge stadiums?
Like one.
22. What are your top three all-time favorite CD’s? I don't know!
21. Right now, who is your favorite band/artist?
I don't know!
20. Have you ever cried to music naked?
no!
19. What the fuck?
Yea. Exactly.
18. How many CD’s do you own that you are embarrassed to have?
None I love all of my pop kiddish music because I can sing along
17. Have you ever created a dance number to a song?
A bunch
~STAR WARS~
16. How many times, in total, have you seen any of the Star Wars movies?
I dont know
15. How many times have you seen the entire trilogy?
I dont know
14. Have you ever sat through it all in one sitting?
I dont knowww
13. What is the Wookie’s home planet name?
I dont knowwwwwwwww
12. Who is your favorite Jedi/Sith?
Maul
11. What is your favorite race of creature in Star Wars?
I dont knowwww
10. Have you ever cried to Star Wars naked?
Yes
9. Near-naked?
Never
8. What is the name of the Bounty Hunter that was trying to kill Han Solo in Episode 4?
I dontk nowwwww
7. Who was that Bounty Hunter working for?
I dontk nowwwww
6. Do you think Han is a hottie?
Noooo
5. Do you think Leia is a hottie?
leeeiaaaa
4. Would you tap either one of them?
In a few million years I guess that would be the time I get to see them
3. Would you tap them both at the same time?
Hmmm
2. Would they have to stay in character?
What are you talking about character?
1. Do you regularly use the term “tap”?
Yes
0. Have you ever even seen an entire Episode of Star Wars?
yes
~PREFERENCE~
-1. Tom Hanks or Celine Dion? MR. HANKS.
-2. Robots or computers? Computers
-3. English o Spanish? English!
-4. Ireland or Japan? Ireland
-5. Fire or ice? Fire!
-6. Love or hate? Love!
-7. Lovers, Haters, Love-Haters, or Hate-Haters? hate-love-love-haters
-8. Thinking or acting? Thinking!
-9. Talking or writing? Writing
-10. Asking or answering? Answering
-11. Red or black? Black
-12. Big words or simple sentences? Everything
-13. Small talk or deep conversation? Deep Conversation
-14. PC’s or laptops? Both
-15. Staying at a friend’s, sleeping alone, or sleeping at home with a friend? Home alone
-16. Crumb or flaky pie crust? flaky I guess.
-!7. Half full or half empty? I dunno1
~BASICS~
159. Age: 6 10
158. Sex: Hermaph
157. Height: 5'5"
156. Alias: Morrrton
155. Shoe Size: 8
154. Hair Color: Blonde
~CLOTHING~
153. How many pairs of socks do you own? A bunches
152. Gloves? Oh my....;) lots...
151. Undies? A bunches
150. Do you ever wear pants without pockets? Most certainly
149. How many articles of band apparel do you own? I dunno, some.
148. Do you like turtlenecks? NO!
147. How often do you wear your birthday suit? B-day suits are just not for me!
146. Would you ever wear a sleeveless fishnet shirt? No that's all right.
~BATHROOM~
145. Do you sit down to pee? lol ew, no.
143. Have you ever “not wiped”? No I've always found a way.
142. How often do you not wash your hands? A Few Times A Day
141. How many times a day do you go to the bathroom? LOTS
140. Does it bug you to go into a bathroom after another person just used it? I don't know not really.
139. Do you have to make sure nobody hears you tinkle? No, the sound of tinkle is pleasing to my ears...
~LIVING QUARTERS~
138. Do you own an abode consisting of more than one room? I don't own it!
137. How many posters do you have on your walls? None
136. What color are the walls in your kitchen? Weird greenish.
135. How many broken electronics do you refuse to get rid of? I would get rid of them...but they kinda just sit there....maybe one or two..or three..
134. How dusty is your residence? Not very dusty at all.
133. How often do you walk around naked? Eh. Not too often. Normally not out of my room or bathroom.
132. Near-naked? SAmmee
131. Do you have any creatures living in your home that you would NOT claim as pets? No..heh...heh....=)
130. How long have you lived where you are living? Threee years I think.
~FOOD~
129. How many trips to the fridge do you make a day? Maybe Two or Three.
128. Do you ever go naked? dfbdjksfnkj!!!!
127. Near-naked? adsadjasdnjak =)!!!!
126. If you were hungry enough, would you eat a full-grown, naked French dude? Yes...but why does he have to be French?
125. How many times a week do you eat out? Like once if that.
124. How much money is that? Depends on where a go, but probably like $8-$10 at the most.
123. What is the one combination of food you order the most? Any fried or oriental chicken meal.
122. Where do you like that combo from? Oriental places
121. Do you dab the grease off pizza, or lick it off? I rub it on my butt hole.
120. Mozzarella Sticks, or String Cheese? Mozzys
119. What’s the deal with Vegans? If I didn't like chicken so much I would be one for sure.
118. What do you want on your Tombstone? "Look what you did...
117. Do you eat greens? Yes
116. How about purples? Radish in a salad, if you count that.
115. What’s your favorite type of salad dressing? Rasberry vinegrette or....anything...
114. Do you like croutons on your salads? Sometimeess
113. Do you prefer sweet or salty foods? BOTH BOTH BOTH BOTH
112. If you were to see a value box of Cap’n Crunch or a box of Special K with a REALLY cool toy in it, which one would you buy? Special K
111. What’s your favorite type of candy? I don't knowwww
~ANIMALS~
110. What is your favorite animal?
109. Do you wear fur? No
108. Do you wear leather? No
107. About how cute is a baby cheetah?
Very!
106. About how cute is a sloth?
I like them!
105. About how cute is a field mouse?
Blah
104. What is the best pet name you have ever heard?
.....
103. Do you know what KFC does to their chickens?
Yes I know what a majority of people do to their chickens.
102. Do you give a darn?
Yes I do but I can not resist
101. If there were to be a super team created of the five most useful animals in the world, what would be your suggestion for the team members and why? Keep in mind, all excluded animals will be permanently eliminated.
Parrot
Monkey
Dolphin
Lion
Human
Why?? Think about it.
100. How many animals have died in your possession over the years?
A lot..
99. How many have you directly killed, accident or otherwise?
None were directly, my cats killed a majority of them.
98. How many animals are alive and healthy in your home right now?
Fiveee
97. Have you ever played with an animal naked?
I don't think so.
96. Near-naked?
Most likely.
~COMPUTERS~
95. Are you oblivious when it comes to computers?
Not completely
94. What does RAM stand for?
Random access memory
93. How much RAM does the computer you are on have?
You don't wanna know.
92. What is a hard drive?
411 keeper
91. How many computers have you personally owned in your life?NONE.
90. How much porn is slowing down your computer?
TONS
89. Have you ever gotten in trouble with the authorities because of something that happened online?
No
88. Have you ever met someone over the internet without knowing of their existence before that?
Yes
87. Did you meet them in person?
Yes
86. How many computer games do you own?
A lot
85. How many games do you play on a regular basis?
None
84. Do you ever go on your computer naked?
LOL I WEAR SO MUCH CLOTHES
83. Near-naked?
Towels(s)(s)(s)(s)
82. How often do you run VirusScan?
Nevor evor evor
81. Do you have a MySpace?
Yessss
80. Do you have more than one?
Noot realllyyy
79. Do you have a facebook?
Noooo
78. Do you have a livejournal?
NO
77. Are you doing this survey in the buff?
Nope.
76. Near-buff?
No
~TELEVISION~
75. How much TV do you watch every week?
More than I ever have in my entire life recently
74. How many episodes of Seinfeld have you seen?
A lot I think
73. Do you waste your time with American Idol? (Watching the “Auditions” is still considered a waste)
Um yeah.
72. Who won last year?
Kelly I think
71. Do you ever watch TV naked?
No. Unless Im sleeping that way
70. Near-naked?
No
69. Have you ever been on TV?
No!
68. Near-naked?
Nakes!
67. What is Jack Bauer’s character’s name on 24?
I don't know!
66. How many television shows do you own on DVD?
None!
~MOVIES~
65. How many DVD’s do you own?
Just like 10.
64. How many VHS movies do you own?
Kinda a lot.
63. Take a guess, how many movies would you say you have seen in your life?
More than anyone I know
62. You are probably way off.
NO, sorry.
61. When was the last time you went to the movie theater?
A long time ago unfortunately
60. Did you get popcorn when you were there?
I dont even remember what I saw.
59. How about a drink? Did you get a drink?
I don't know.
58. Have you ever snuck into a movie?
Hmm, I think maybe once.
57. Have you ever seen three full length movies in one sitting?
Yes! Once or twice...
56. More than three?
No.
55. Have you ever paid to get into one movie and stayed to see many more?
Yes.
54. Have you ever sat through an entire movie naked?
YES!
53. Near-naked?
Yup!
52. Was anyone naked with you?
Like ten hermaphs.
51. Have you ever sat through an entire movie dressed like it was below freezing temperatures?
No but now I'm going to.
50. How many times have you cried during a movie?
A LOTTT.
49. How many times have you cried naked?
Like none.
48. Even if it was the back of your head, have you ever been in a movie?
No
~THE “L” WORD~
47. Have you ever played lacrosse?
No
46. Have you ever been on a lacrosse team?
No
45. Do you know what lacrosse is?
Yes!
44. Have you ever seen lacrosse played?
Not other than tv.
43. Did it break your heart when it was over?
oh yes.
42. Have you ever played lacrosse naked?
Yes!
41. Near-naked?
Yes!
40. How many people have you played lacrosse with before?
In the millions
~PEOPLE~
39. What are your pet peeves in people?
So much
38. What are your turn-ons?
Not so much
37. What makes a friend?
A lot that a lot of people don't have!
36. Using those standards, how many real friends do you have?
heh, NONE!
35. How many serious relationships have you had?
tree
34. Do you like big crowds?
No
33. Do you like sitting around in people’s garages, debating on what to do?
No
32. Do you know anyone that does?
Maybe!
31. Are you constantly looking for new friends?
No I'm giving up.
3*. Greasy hair or smelly feet?
I don't careeeeee.
30. Would you say you are shy?
Yes
29. Would other people say the same?
Yes
~MUSIC~
28. In your opinion, what genre of music requires the least talent?
Rap, most pop, or hardcore or um bongajong
27. Do you play an instrument?
No not really.
26. Have you ever sat down and strummed a harp?
No
25. Have you ever picked up a Viola?
Yes
24. How many concerts/shows have you been to?
I don't know.
23. How many were in huge stadiums?
Like one.
22. What are your top three all-time favorite CD’s? I don't know!
21. Right now, who is your favorite band/artist?
I don't know!
20. Have you ever cried to music naked?
no!
19. What the fuck?
Yea. Exactly.
18. How many CD’s do you own that you are embarrassed to have?
None I love all of my pop kiddish music because I can sing along
17. Have you ever created a dance number to a song?
A bunch
~STAR WARS~
16. How many times, in total, have you seen any of the Star Wars movies?
I dont know
15. How many times have you seen the entire trilogy?
I dont know
14. Have you ever sat through it all in one sitting?
I dont knowww
13. What is the Wookie’s home planet name?
I dont knowwwwwwwww
12. Who is your favorite Jedi/Sith?
Maul
11. What is your favorite race of creature in Star Wars?
I dont knowwww
10. Have you ever cried to Star Wars naked?
Yes
9. Near-naked?
Never
8. What is the name of the Bounty Hunter that was trying to kill Han Solo in Episode 4?
I dontk nowwwww
7. Who was that Bounty Hunter working for?
I dontk nowwwww
6. Do you think Han is a hottie?
Noooo
5. Do you think Leia is a hottie?
leeeiaaaa
4. Would you tap either one of them?
In a few million years I guess that would be the time I get to see them
3. Would you tap them both at the same time?
Hmmm
2. Would they have to stay in character?
What are you talking about character?
1. Do you regularly use the term “tap”?
Yes
0. Have you ever even seen an entire Episode of Star Wars?
yes
~PREFERENCE~
-1. Tom Hanks or Celine Dion? MR. HANKS.
-2. Robots or computers? Computers
-3. English o Spanish? English!
-4. Ireland or Japan? Ireland
-5. Fire or ice? Fire!
-6. Love or hate? Love!
-7. Lovers, Haters, Love-Haters, or Hate-Haters? hate-love-love-haters
-8. Thinking or acting? Thinking!
-9. Talking or writing? Writing
-10. Asking or answering? Answering
-11. Red or black? Black
-12. Big words or simple sentences? Everything
-13. Small talk or deep conversation? Deep Conversation
-14. PC’s or laptops? Both
-15. Staying at a friend’s, sleeping alone, or sleeping at home with a friend? Home alone
-16. Crumb or flaky pie crust? flaky I guess.
-!7. Half full or half empty? I dunno1