[Filtered to the Amestris] [Voice]

[silence_is_not]

Yo! The name's Gold, and I'm your latest and greatest entertainer on this dinky little boat thanks to your Captain! Awesome guy, unlike some people on here. If you see a purple monkey around, that's Ataro! Be nice to him and he'll be nice back, alright?

[ooc: Gold's been stuck in the brig for a while thanks to a certain Toshirou Hijikata, but has

Comments

[voice]

[la_rouge_madame]

A purple...monkey?

[voice]

[silence_is_not]

Yeah! I've known him for... almost all my life! He knows lots of cool tricks, taught by yours truly. Maybe I could show you some time~

[voice]

[la_rouge_madame]

And it never occurred to you to wonder why a monkey was purple?

[voice]

[silence_is_not]

Well, Ataro isn't really a monkey. He's actually an aipom, which looks like a monkey but has a hand on the end of his tail. It's annoying having to explain what an aipom is every time.

[voice]

[la_rouge_madame]

Well, when you have a pet that's as strange as an...'aipom', one would expect to have to explain what it is, frequently.

[voice]

[silence_is_not]

Ehhh, people are usually cool with the monkey explanation. It's a pain after the first couple of times, y'know?

[voice]

[la_rouge_madame]

Then perhaps you should give him a sign that explains what he is.

[voice]

[silence_is_not]

No way! That'd weigh him down! And who reads signs anyway?

[voice]

[la_rouge_madame]

I think you'd find more people read them than you believe.

[voice]

[silence_is_not]

Really? How do you know that?

[voice]

[la_rouge_madame]

I'm a doctor. We know these things.

[voice]

[silence_is_not]

[I'm sure you can hear the choke and a bleahhhhh coming from the other side]

Can't you make medicine taste less gross?

[voice]

[la_rouge_madame]

No, sorry.

[totally not]