Sorry, I saw this on Fark and couldn't resist re-posting it...
At the close of Mr. Bush's Presidency, we'd like to give a moment of thanks for all the folks who made it such an interesting time. Here's your (reposted) credits for the last 8 years.
Written and directed by: Karl Rove
Cast in Order of Appearance:
Decider - George W. Bush
Actual President - Richard Cheney
Mr. Cheney's Attempts at Human Emotion by - Industrial Light & Magic
Decider's Wife - Laura Bush
Decider's Actual Wife - Condoleezza Rice
The Supreme Court
John Roberts
Samuel Alito
Clarence Thomas
Antonin Scalia
Anthony Kennedy
William Rehnquist
Sandra Day O'Connor
...and some other people who don't matter
Prop Master - Gen. Colin Powell
Evildoer - Osama bin Laden
Mr. Bin Laden's Stand-in - Saddam Hussein
Guantanamo Detainees - [censored by order of the Department of Homeland Security]
Heckuva-Job Doer - Mike Brown
Best Boy - Gen. David Patraeus
Worst Boy - Richard Clarke
Iraq Location Team
Second Unit Director - Donald Rumsfeld
Location Scout - Paul Wolfowitz
Iraq Extras Casting - Pal Bremer
Additional Material by - Ahmad Chalabi
Abu Ghraib Sequences Directed by - Donald Rumsfeld A few bad apples
Guantanamo bay Sequences Directed by - Dick Cheney a few other bad apples
John Bolton's Mustache Wrangler - John Bolton
Unit Publicists -
Sean Hannity
Steve Doocy
Bill O'Reilly
Brian Kilmeade
Greta Van Susteren
Glenn Back
Undercover CIA Agent - Valerie Plume Ooops...sorry. Forget we mentioned it.
Stenographer - Judith Miller
Scapegoat provided by - I. Lewis Libby
Shrapnel Collector - Harry Whittington
Reporters -
Stretch
Super-stretch
Little Stretch
Hammy
Slick
Tiny
Ox
Moose
Helen Thomas
Coalition of the Willing -
England
Austrailia
Estonia
Lithuania
Slovakia
Tonga
Coalition of the Unwilling -
Everybody Else
Pooty-poot - Vladmir Putin
Executive Boob Coverer - John Ashcroft
Rich Uncle Pennybags - Henry Paulson
Chief of Stuff - Joshua Bolten
The Truth Squad -
Ari Fleischer
Scott McClellen
Dana Perino
Tony Snow
Sweat Hog (Uncredited) - Scott McClellan
Key Grip - Lynndie England
Promotional Considerations Paid by - Haliburton
Additional Dialogue - Roger Ailes
Gaffer - Douglas Feith
Songs
"I (don't recall) Remembering to Recall"
WRITTEN AND PERFORMED BY
Alberto Gonzales
"Let the Eagle Soar"
WRITTEN AND PERFORMED BY
John Ashcroft
"I am the Decider"
WRITTEN BY
Karl Rove
PERFORMED BY
George W. Bush
SOUNDTRACK AVAILABLE:
Inside your head for the rest of your life
Mr. Bush's suits courtesy of BOTANY 5000
Mr. Cheney's suits courtesy of the Filipino women locked in his basement
BOTCHED ON LOCATION IN WASHINGTON, IRAQ, and NEW ORLEANS
SPECIAL THANKS TO: 537 confused elderly voters in Florida