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This article is fantastic. Daniel O'Brien of Cracked.com has really outdone himself:
A Interview With McCain and Obama in the Year 2012
OBAMA:
It is my most sincere wish that we not resort to physical conflict. But, if war cannot be avoided, we will meet them on the battlefield. The Battlefield of Justice. Our weapons will be freedom. Our bullets: Hope.
DOB:
A Interview With McCain and Obama in the Year 2012
OBAMA:
It is my most sincere wish that we not resort to physical conflict. But, if war cannot be avoided, we will meet them on the battlefield. The Battlefield of Justice. Our weapons will be freedom. Our bullets: Hope.
DOB: