I love Leonard Cohen. Someone needs to smack me, as I forgot to mention him in my music meme post. How I could forget, I'm not sure, but I'm moderately certain that it signifies some sort of lack as a human being...
Was rear-ended today by some twat who didn't realise that I was stopped. At a red light. At this point, I am seriously
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I should totally write that book. It would be a real shame if someone took it seriously, though.
Oh, you should. I would buy it and treasure it and giggle at the illustrations, giving it to any married person I came across who followed The Rules in snagging her significant other.
I'm not sure that it's possible to prevent some people from taking everything seriously, though.
Ann Coulter makes me wish that I were religious so I could apply such terms as 'devilspawn' and 'evil incarnate' to her in good conscience. I'm not, so I have to settle for hoping that she won't be hit by an eighteen-wheeler any time soon, because that would turn her into a beloved martyr, which makes me even more ill than the alternative of letting her open her mouth.
I'll have to find Robert Bork, so that I am able to mock where appropriate.
There's also a book called To Hell with All That Loving and Loathing Our Inner Housewife, which argues that women should shut up and accept their lot as housewives already. Ew. Just. Ew.
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As for Ann Coulter, I'm holding out for her to go into massive renal failure from her excess of bile. Or maybe she'll have an aneurysm after the next presidential election!
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As for Ann Coulter, I'm holding out for her to go into massive renal failure from her excess of bile. Or maybe she'll have an aneurysm after the next presidential election!
Both would be fitting ends, but I'll put my money on renal failure...
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