For harmony_bites, on the occasion of grievous personal injury...
Let us hope that amputation will not be necessary. (And with many apologies for the cringeworthy meter in the final line.)
There once was a lady named Bites
Who tore her best pair of tights
By stubbing her toe-
Such terrible woe!-
Who knew a chair would put up such a fight?
There once was a lady named Bites
Who tore her best pair of tights
By stubbing her toe-
Such terrible woe!-
Who knew a chair would put up such a fight?