Human Oddities
http://blog.macleans.ca/2009/02/04/look-i-like-virgins-too-they%E2%80%99re-handy-for-sacrifices/print/
Don’t get me wrong: I’m a big a fan of virgins. They’re pure. They’re innocent. They’re handy to have around when your civilization strays and the volcano demands a sacrifice. But this just isn’t how a woman is supposed to experience sexual intercourse for the first time. Call me a prude, but I believe a woman’s virginity is a special gift that ought to be given to a man the old-fashioned way: reluctantly, and after months of pleading.
*giggles*
Don’t get me wrong: I’m a big a fan of virgins. They’re pure. They’re innocent. They’re handy to have around when your civilization strays and the volcano demands a sacrifice. But this just isn’t how a woman is supposed to experience sexual intercourse for the first time. Call me a prude, but I believe a woman’s virginity is a special gift that ought to be given to a man the old-fashioned way: reluctantly, and after months of pleading.
*giggles*