Dec 02, 2002 00:52
And the angel of the lord came unto me, snatching me up from my place of slumber... And took me on high, and higher still until we moved through the spaces betwixt the air itself. And he brought me into a vast farmland of our own Midwest... and as we descended, cries of impending doom rose from the soil. One thousand, nay, a MILLION voices full of fear... and terror possessed me then. And I begged, "Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams??" And the angel said unto me, "These...are the cries...of the carrots. The cries...of the carrots!!" Y'see, Reverend Maynard... tomorrow is harvest day, but to them, it is...the Holocaust! And I sprang from my slumber, drenched in sweat like the tears of one million terrified brothers... And Lord... hear me now!! I have seen the light!! They have the consciousness!! They have the light!! They have a soul- DAMN YOU!! LET the rabbits wear glasses!! SAVE our brothers- can I get an amen!? Can I get a Hallelujah!? Thank you, Jesus...
This...is...necessary.
This...is...necessary.
Life...feeds on-
Life...feeds on-
Life...
-fin