I love being a boy
Okay, first things first, I have been up since 8oclock Sunday night. Second of all, cl0wn lemme get on his name and these are the events of the night:
Isprava: hi sweetie
obeseazian: ehy muffin lips
Isprava: ..muffin lips...lol i'll take that as a compliment
Isprava: and how are you doin?
obeseazian: I am wonderful now that youre here
obeseazian: i missed you while you were gone
Isprava: really? did you feel this big hole in your chest? i know i did...my heart was aching for you
obeseazian: the hole i felt was about a foot below my chest... but it was aching?
Isprava: lol ya nerd
obeseazian: But... i really did miss you my heart skipped a beat when you came on
obeseazian: it was all pittery pat and what not
Isprava: thats so sweet
Isprava: are you high?
obeseazian: nope. i quit for you
Isprava: why do i get the feeling your joshing me?
obeseazian: im going to live my life on the straight and narrow just for you
Isprava: that means so much for me...to hear you say that..
Isprava: i've waiting such a long time to hear those words
obeseazian: ligia, i love you.... i would never josh you
Isprava: *hear-read
Isprava: you mean that? you really love me?
Isprava: my love, why are you so quiet?
obeseazian: I was writing a love poem to you
obeseazian: I am still working on it
Isprava: whats it called?
Isprava: send me what you have...i need to hear it
obeseazian: ur my *lil angel* }=)
Isprava: ...
Isprava: go on..
obeseazian: Your butt is like jello... your boobs are like cake... i love when you cum the faces you make
Isprava: lol alright...it's over...it's ruined
obeseazian: But but.... I.... I wrote that for you...
Isprava: ...very...VERY..unromantic
obeseazian: But it came from my heart
obeseazian: right from this beating organ in my chest
obeseazian: lub dub lub dub
Isprava: ...but it was still unromantic..
obeseazian: ...But I love you...
Isprava: juss as a tip from me to you...you might never wanna repeat those words to any gurl...alright?
Isprava: that'll be the day
obeseazian: I thought you were different..
obeseazian: I thought you really knew me
obeseazian: i thought you would understand my feelings ligia
Isprava: i do...i totally understand them
Isprava: and i love you too
Isprava: you will always be in my heart
obeseazian: But... I want to be in your heart.... and your panties.
Isprava: i already asked you if you'd make love to me the first time we met...and you sed no..
obeseazian: I changed my mind
Isprava: so when are you coming to Cali?
obeseazian: Next month...
Isprava: *dreams last for so long, even after you're gone. i know you love me and soon i know you will see...you were meant for me, and i was meant for you*
obeseazian: Yes. You were meant for me. I neeeed you ligia... please... please... lemme hit it?
obeseazian: I need you
obeseazian: Welcome back love
Isprava: thank you baby
Isprava: so where were we?
obeseazian: I missed you... while you were gone..
obeseazian: I am coming to see you
obeseazian: Next month
Isprava: thats right..
Isprava: you know you still owe me a rose
obeseazian: I will bring you 4 dozen
Isprava: oh...so...um...do you have a job?
obeseazian: I have an unlimited monatery source
Isprava: really?
obeseazian: I placed a bet at the horses races with my grandmother... all the money I had left... 500 dollars... the horse won :)
Isprava: so $500 is your unlimited monetary source?
obeseazian: the money.... it doesn't stay the same... it multiplies.
obeseazian: And I bet again... and a couple of more times.
Isprava: interesting...so much in total?
obeseazian: That... is for me to know... but I will take you on a shopping spree when I get up there.
obeseazian: You can spend as much as you want.
Isprava: i could never let you do that..
obeseazian: Yes... for the woman I love.. please.
obeseazian: Let me buy you things
obeseazian: Whatever you want
Isprava: juss buy you a plane ticket here...*one way* and then buy me a rose
obeseazian: Dozens of roses...
obeseazian: Will you come to Dallas with me... while I go to college?
obeseazian: Me and you... just me and you
obeseazian: We can get a house..
Isprava: i'll be at college a few hours away...but i'll be down every weekend
obeseazian: I can't live without you during the week.
obeseazian: I need you... I need to feel you
obeseazian: So please... please... lemme hit it?
Isprava: yea...i bet you do..
obeseazian: I need you like I need the air I breathe... the art I make... I need to be able to smell your conditioner as we lay together in bed at night
Isprava: as romantic as it sounds...i dunno
Isprava: when's the wedding?
obeseazian: As soon as the plane lands.
obeseazian: Ligia... I want to marry you... I want you to be the mother of my children...
Isprava: i'm so sorry my love
obeseazian: Oh Thank Goodness
obeseazian: I almost thought I had lost you
Isprava: you'll never lose me
obeseazian: every moment you are gone seems like an eternity
Isprava: i don't mean to leave..forgive me..please
obeseazian: Of course my goddess
obeseazian: I could never ne angry with you
Isprava: yea...you've sed that before...but you've been mad at me for months at a time..
obeseazian: I was stupid then. An imbecile.
obeseazian: I had no clue what I was losing.
obeseazian: Or almost lost.
obeseazian: Please... please marry me.
Isprava: thats right
Isprava: ....
Isprava: this is all so sudden
obeseazian: I need to have you by my side throughout my life.
obeseazian: I am a changed man
Isprava: i believe that you are...yes i will marry you
Isprava: IF you wear a black tux to the wedding..
Isprava: and go by my/the rules
obeseazian: I will wear it on the plane on the way out there.
obeseazian: Anything you say my love
Isprava: the plane...i love the sound of that..*..you..flying..*
obeseazian: To see you.
obeseazian: And take you shopping
obeseazian: and make you my wedded wife
Isprava: i like the sound of that too...
Isprava: my husband...it juss has a beautiful ring to it
obeseazian: Rings... we need rings.. and flowers.. and a church
Isprava: yes...i'll take care of the church and flowers...we'll do the rings together...thats the way it should be..
obeseazian: We have to hurry
obeseazian: I want this soon
obeseazian: Very soon
Isprava: you juss want the sex
obeseazian: No. I want to be with you forever
Isprava: ...and the sex
obeseazian: No.... I don't want you just for sex
obeseazian: but... please please lemme hit it
Isprava: yea yea...see what i mean
obeseazian: What?
obeseazian: I love you... when two people love each other it is okay in God's eyes
obeseazian: That is what my deacon told me
Isprava: when two people love each other and are married..
obeseazian: But we are going to be married.
Isprava: yes i know
Isprava: and we're gunna have children together
obeseazian: So it is accepted by the Lord.
Isprava: member when ya used to make funna me cuzza that...*big tummy*
obeseazian: I loved it.
Isprava: yea but ok...enuff of the memories...
Isprava: back to our story
obeseazian: Story?
obeseazian: This is goin to happen..
obeseazian: Next month.
Isprava: i didn't mean story like that...yes it will happen, and i am looking forward to it
Isprava: hold on a sec...my cousin needs to check his mail
obeseazian: Okay
Isprava: hi sweetie
obeseazian: ehy muffin lips
Isprava: ..muffin lips...lol i'll take that as a compliment
Isprava: and how are you doin?
obeseazian: I am wonderful now that youre here
obeseazian: i missed you while you were gone
Isprava: really? did you feel this big hole in your chest? i know i did...my heart was aching for you
obeseazian: the hole i felt was about a foot below my chest... but it was aching?
Isprava: lol ya nerd
obeseazian: But... i really did miss you my heart skipped a beat when you came on
obeseazian: it was all pittery pat and what not
Isprava: thats so sweet
Isprava: are you high?
obeseazian: nope. i quit for you
Isprava: why do i get the feeling your joshing me?
obeseazian: im going to live my life on the straight and narrow just for you
Isprava: that means so much for me...to hear you say that..
Isprava: i've waiting such a long time to hear those words
obeseazian: ligia, i love you.... i would never josh you
Isprava: *hear-read
Isprava: you mean that? you really love me?
Isprava: my love, why are you so quiet?
obeseazian: I was writing a love poem to you
obeseazian: I am still working on it
Isprava: whats it called?
Isprava: send me what you have...i need to hear it
obeseazian: ur my *lil angel* }=)
Isprava: ...
Isprava: go on..
obeseazian: Your butt is like jello... your boobs are like cake... i love when you cum the faces you make
Isprava: lol alright...it's over...it's ruined
obeseazian: But but.... I.... I wrote that for you...
Isprava: ...very...VERY..unromantic
obeseazian: But it came from my heart
obeseazian: right from this beating organ in my chest
obeseazian: lub dub lub dub
Isprava: ...but it was still unromantic..
obeseazian: ...But I love you...
Isprava: juss as a tip from me to you...you might never wanna repeat those words to any gurl...alright?
Isprava: that'll be the day
obeseazian: I thought you were different..
obeseazian: I thought you really knew me
obeseazian: i thought you would understand my feelings ligia
Isprava: i do...i totally understand them
Isprava: and i love you too
Isprava: you will always be in my heart
obeseazian: But... I want to be in your heart.... and your panties.
Isprava: i already asked you if you'd make love to me the first time we met...and you sed no..
obeseazian: I changed my mind
Isprava: so when are you coming to Cali?
obeseazian: Next month...
Isprava: *dreams last for so long, even after you're gone. i know you love me and soon i know you will see...you were meant for me, and i was meant for you*
obeseazian: Yes. You were meant for me. I neeeed you ligia... please... please... lemme hit it?
obeseazian: I need you
obeseazian: Welcome back love
Isprava: thank you baby
Isprava: so where were we?
obeseazian: I missed you... while you were gone..
obeseazian: I am coming to see you
obeseazian: Next month
Isprava: thats right..
Isprava: you know you still owe me a rose
obeseazian: I will bring you 4 dozen
Isprava: oh...so...um...do you have a job?
obeseazian: I have an unlimited monatery source
Isprava: really?
obeseazian: I placed a bet at the horses races with my grandmother... all the money I had left... 500 dollars... the horse won :)
Isprava: so $500 is your unlimited monetary source?
obeseazian: the money.... it doesn't stay the same... it multiplies.
obeseazian: And I bet again... and a couple of more times.
Isprava: interesting...so much in total?
obeseazian: That... is for me to know... but I will take you on a shopping spree when I get up there.
obeseazian: You can spend as much as you want.
Isprava: i could never let you do that..
obeseazian: Yes... for the woman I love.. please.
obeseazian: Let me buy you things
obeseazian: Whatever you want
Isprava: juss buy you a plane ticket here...*one way* and then buy me a rose
obeseazian: Dozens of roses...
obeseazian: Will you come to Dallas with me... while I go to college?
obeseazian: Me and you... just me and you
obeseazian: We can get a house..
Isprava: i'll be at college a few hours away...but i'll be down every weekend
obeseazian: I can't live without you during the week.
obeseazian: I need you... I need to feel you
obeseazian: So please... please... lemme hit it?
Isprava: yea...i bet you do..
obeseazian: I need you like I need the air I breathe... the art I make... I need to be able to smell your conditioner as we lay together in bed at night
Isprava: as romantic as it sounds...i dunno
Isprava: when's the wedding?
obeseazian: As soon as the plane lands.
obeseazian: Ligia... I want to marry you... I want you to be the mother of my children...
Isprava: i'm so sorry my love
obeseazian: Oh Thank Goodness
obeseazian: I almost thought I had lost you
Isprava: you'll never lose me
obeseazian: every moment you are gone seems like an eternity
Isprava: i don't mean to leave..forgive me..please
obeseazian: Of course my goddess
obeseazian: I could never ne angry with you
Isprava: yea...you've sed that before...but you've been mad at me for months at a time..
obeseazian: I was stupid then. An imbecile.
obeseazian: I had no clue what I was losing.
obeseazian: Or almost lost.
obeseazian: Please... please marry me.
Isprava: thats right
Isprava: ....
Isprava: this is all so sudden
obeseazian: I need to have you by my side throughout my life.
obeseazian: I am a changed man
Isprava: i believe that you are...yes i will marry you
Isprava: IF you wear a black tux to the wedding..
Isprava: and go by my/the rules
obeseazian: I will wear it on the plane on the way out there.
obeseazian: Anything you say my love
Isprava: the plane...i love the sound of that..*..you..flying..*
obeseazian: To see you.
obeseazian: And take you shopping
obeseazian: and make you my wedded wife
Isprava: i like the sound of that too...
Isprava: my husband...it juss has a beautiful ring to it
obeseazian: Rings... we need rings.. and flowers.. and a church
Isprava: yes...i'll take care of the church and flowers...we'll do the rings together...thats the way it should be..
obeseazian: We have to hurry
obeseazian: I want this soon
obeseazian: Very soon
Isprava: you juss want the sex
obeseazian: No. I want to be with you forever
Isprava: ...and the sex
obeseazian: No.... I don't want you just for sex
obeseazian: but... please please lemme hit it
Isprava: yea yea...see what i mean
obeseazian: What?
obeseazian: I love you... when two people love each other it is okay in God's eyes
obeseazian: That is what my deacon told me
Isprava: when two people love each other and are married..
obeseazian: But we are going to be married.
Isprava: yes i know
Isprava: and we're gunna have children together
obeseazian: So it is accepted by the Lord.
Isprava: member when ya used to make funna me cuzza that...*big tummy*
obeseazian: I loved it.
Isprava: yea but ok...enuff of the memories...
Isprava: back to our story
obeseazian: Story?
obeseazian: This is goin to happen..
obeseazian: Next month.
Isprava: i didn't mean story like that...yes it will happen, and i am looking forward to it
Isprava: hold on a sec...my cousin needs to check his mail
obeseazian: Okay